the-dump

im going to take an arrow and jam it up its crotch

geez chad

Roll

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (17) = 17

make him scream

That's a melee attack

Maybe vag will go for him

And I guess it's successful

Let's see if he passes out from the pain

High is good

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

for him or us

No, but he cries profusely.

Giving him a vagina turned him into a pussy

ouch

Vag's turn

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

good boy

Yeah, he's just eyeing down Franklin. Vag decides to go back to chewing at his prey.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

He’s going to town

He manages to dislodge the head from the shoulders of the former leader.

Franklin's turn

What a good boy

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (5)-1 = 4

He hobbles over to umbreon and takes a swing. You don't even bother dodging it, you just let it pitifully bounce off you.

oof

Squires time

this went from maybe awful

to ez

Uh, Squires is gonna cast charm person on the wind gnoll

Here's the gnoll's will save

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (17) = 17

It doesn't work

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (8) = 8

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (20)+2 = 22

oof

im glad i moved away

holy shit

/r d20-2

@Gent: d20-2 = (10)-2 = 8

So Squires actually didn't hit the gnoll with his charm, he got a gemling. It floats over into his shirt pocket.

The gnoll however gets hit by two gemlings.

Those rolls were for dodging.

Max, do something

Max?

Uhh

max died

sorry

im back

hi

well

I'm not really sure what to do with my 1 hp

roll to punish max

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (17) = 17

Can you throw something?

uh, i could try throwing my lance

what's closest to me?

i am a bit far away

Oh no

Don’t hit me

Did you run in the exact opposite direction?

exact opposite?

From the wind guys

I guess? I just wanted to move out of the way of the fight because I'm heavily injured

You'd be nearest to umbreon and vag then

ah

so what foes are close

Franky boy