the-dump

And a projectile shitter

spooky should play them btoh

I'm going to roll low and my mamoth is going to shit out the talisman though

/r d3

@Dan K. Meme: d3 = (2) = 2

pika can i just roll for my characters stat up

im upping luck

@Phijkchu_Pikachu ^

/r d3

@taxes: d3 = (3) = 3

n i c e

Updated

/r d3

@VinnyG: d3 = (2) = 2

I was going to shit on umbreon until I got that 20

/r d3

@Spooky Phijkchu: d3 = (3) = 3

power

power

I would make a character sheet but my computer died and I still need to find my charger

goblins want power

Power

It’s been gone for days

/r d3

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d3 = (1) = 1

ive taken

0 damage

Did I level up?

rusp did you ever roll for stats?

Nope

Do I have to do that

do /r 4d20

yes

/r 4d20

@Rusp: 4d20 = (10+18+9+9) = 46

18 dex

/r d3

@Spooky Phijkchu: d3 = (2) = 2

Power dex luck cute

God damnit

rusp my base stats were 3 3 8 9 btw

Holy shit

spooky stole my card i think

That’s real bad

pika can we get inventory expansions after this

So I have a deck of cards and a wind waker I believe

roll to get the tetrahedron of storage

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (19) = 19

CLOSE

can i find a mini one

that gives me one slot

Roll to get the tetrahedron of damage

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

nope

Dead goblin

i sshould get a mini storage device

1 extra slot

i got that 19

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Giratina: d20 = (15) = 15

thats pretty good

You should make a backpack that takes up an inventory space

/r d3

@Phijkchu_Giratina: d3 = (3) = 3

But gives you one more

rusp are you making your character sheet in mspaint

I was going to

i can do it

But my computer died

if youd like

I would appreciate that

okay

This is the greatest roleplay game of all time

vinny

goblins are mass rapists

they wouldnt love you