the-dump

let me guess

someone stole your sweetroll

Umbreon, you didn't get hit

VAG THE LIFESAVER

You knocked his club to the side and looked like a badass.

i hope umbreon tames and steals vag

cucked

no don’t do that

I will actually attempt to kill him

can i roll to see if im comming around to vag?

Healing takes time, unless you do magic shit

The only cleric near you just died

Can I heal myself through dreams of steam giants

can my friendship rage heal

roll to summon a new cleric

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (9) = 9

oof

You can still say something to the people around you

Can I yell to squires

can rusp moralize us

You can try

Actually I’ll just whisper to chad to kick these guys asses

but I’m Christian so I said butts

>not giving us a full speech

I have autism

Or

Just haven’t interacted with people

One of those

Second wind gnoll attacks max

Also I smell

fuck

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (13)+4 = 17

hits

F U C K

Oh no

/r d6+2

@Gent: d6+2 = (2)+2 = 4

Uh oh

/r 2d6

@Phijkchu_Giratina: 2d6 = (4+1) = 5

Wait your a barbarian

That feels like you should be okay

Max takes the hit full on. Her body is badly bloodied but she doesn't give yet.

Knew it

You're at 2 health

Does Yune know any healing magic

Squires runs up holing a bucket of water

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (2)+2 = 4

NO

he doesn’t turn into an elf 😦

He drenches franklin in water.

get fucked

Demoralized to all hell

It actually helps wash off some of the blood.

Good thing I didn’t yell to squires

Gemlings

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Oh boy!

they finally do shit

Okay, they all start ramming themselves into the wind gnolls and max.

oh

fuck

im screwed

Give me a reflex saving throw

/r 2d8

@Phijkchu_Giratina: 2d8 = (4+2) = 6

They wouldn’t hit her!

She’s small!

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

FUCK

i think im screwed

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (1) = 1

SAVED

Not as screwed as him