the-dump

Idiot.

Oh poor fake phillipe

saved

we got this

If only you had listened to the crying child who was actually the hulk

That poor man

You could’ve been blender bros!

She's then gonna try and freeze the feet of a wind gnoll.

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (7)+3 = 10

If that worked wouldn’t that have like fucking ripped his ankles out of their sockets

^

It hits the ground under them

slip

please slip

so i can shove this into their ass

I was feeling bad about this

Now I’m only feeling a little worried

Phillhipe's corpse is currently stuck at the end of your lance

Nice

im strong so i could just pull it out

Take that blunder bitch

pull out?

weak

Or you can try to fling it

Fling it to vag

Give him a snack

Please your badger overlord

okay i fling it into whirlwind dude

and blood goes everywhere

lmao

whos turn btw

Not your turn though

Vag will be displeased

i know

Umbreon, go

Save me Chad

i will roll to stablize rusp

i will roll to destabilize him some more

/r d20

The worst part is knowing that if xbrox was here the day we started the quest I would probably be fine

is a heal check just my wis mod?

That's what I've been doing so far

/r d20+5

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (10)+5 = 15

nie

nice*

You bandage him up as quickly as you can. It should do for now, but you have other matters at hand.

I would like to say thanks

chad-senpai is so cool...

I don’t knw

Let's seem if vag does anything

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (12) = 12

Hmm

roll to counter

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (20) = 20

lol

I’d like to think that vag is just going to consume the entire leader

So that the bear trap can be reused

Vag is gonna stand on top of his body and start hissing, thinking he's defending his kill.

Good boy!

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (16)+2 = 18

Good boy!

Franklin is terrified!

Franklin the gnoll is demoralized.

His own leader, struck down by an animal.

Vag is a better fucking teammate than me

And he is barely sure as to what team he’s on

"You damn ranger! He didn't deserve this...I'll make you pay!"

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (13)+3 = 16

oh shit

Does that beat your AC umbreon?

no

Did he have to run past vag to get to him?