the-dump

/r 2d12

@Deleted User: 2d12 = (6+9) = 15

fuck yeah

Roll me a d6

+4

New path unlocked if you do bad

/r d6

@taxes: d6 = (3) = 3

Damn

Rage is very good

Wait no, that's +6

it is

oh damn

Holy fuck

That’s as much damage as I’ve done this entire campaign

Right, you drive the lance through his chest. He still seems to be hanging on, but he's badly hurt.

Okay

THIS IS THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Yumi should finish the fake phillipe off for his sins

Give me a roll for inspiration

Inspiration!

who

you

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (6) = 6

Time to be inspired

Nope

rip

oof

Can vag roll to be inspired

max needs to level up his speech

As she’s eating a mans neck

He spits blood at you.

Inspiration!

Yune's turn

What was I pinged

it was an everyone

Fire is a faglord

just ignore it

Rip

Come on yumi

Don’t be shit you cunt

Since phillhipe is pinned right down, she's gonna take a clear shot at his head

Oh boy

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (16)+3 = 19

The kill shot

THE KILL SHOT

Listen mr Canada goose

Yeah, it goes right into his skull.

Die.

Idiot.

Oh poor fake phillipe

saved

we got this

If only you had listened to the crying child who was actually the hulk

That poor man

You could’ve been blender bros!

She's then gonna try and freeze the feet of a wind gnoll.

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (7)+3 = 10

If that worked wouldn’t that have like fucking ripped his ankles out of their sockets

^

It hits the ground under them

slip

please slip

so i can shove this into their ass

I was feeling bad about this

Now I’m only feeling a little worried

Phillhipe's corpse is currently stuck at the end of your lance

Nice

im strong so i could just pull it out

Take that blunder bitch

pull out?

weak

Or you can try to fling it

Fling it to vag

Give him a snack