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Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM the-dump

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM the-dump

That's 2d6+3

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM the-dump

alright

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM the-dump

/r 2d6+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: 2d6+3 = (5+3)+3 = 11

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM the-dump

Fucking hell

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:31 PM the-dump

With the gnoll's focus stuck on the badger, you manage to sneak up behind him and smash a bear trap onto his face. The teeth close down around the top of his skull and under his chin.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:31 PM the-dump

He falls to the ground screaming in agony.

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:31 PM the-dump

Nice!

taxes Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

wow

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

Just for the hell of it, roll me some damage on the impact.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

d6

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

/r d6

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d6 = (1) = 1

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

rip

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

You had to jump up to reach it around his head.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM the-dump

By the way, that only worked because you rolled a 19

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

i realize this

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

Vag's turn

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

Vag will eat the soul of the dying gnoll

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

Like a good boy does

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

/r 2d4

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM the-dump

@Gent: 2d4 = (4+3) = 7

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM the-dump

Vag starts tearing into the neck wound of the already incapacitated leader. His body goes still.

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM the-dump

Welp

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM the-dump

God boy!

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM the-dump

God also works

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM the-dump

Luckily, this gets the attention of ol' Franklin

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM the-dump

I’d like to place a berry in front of him

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

Vag is actually busy chewing at the guy's neck right now

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

Fine I get it

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

Fresh meats better than my treats

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+3 = (3)+3 = 6

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM the-dump

i have a question

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

why does your GM roll so low

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

Franklin starts running over to help out his leader, but freezes in horror at the sight of him.

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

Fuck am I going to be saved by chadbreon

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

Wind gnoll time

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

i have a question fire

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

ye

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

why does your GM rig his dice

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

Kappa

Fire? Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

excuse me

Fire? Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM the-dump

i have no gm

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:37 PM the-dump

oh i thought you were also sucking off bopit with syren

Fire? Jun 18, 2018 7:37 PM the-dump

he's only "helping" us make characters, i don't think he's actually going to dm

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:37 PM the-dump

What

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:38 PM the-dump

What are you doing to him?

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:38 PM the-dump

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Urban Dictionary: blowjob

When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.

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Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:38 PM the-dump

Anyway, the wind gnolls close in on max.

taxes Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM the-dump

oh boy

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM the-dump

where is the gem lord when you need him

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM the-dump

One is gonna slash at you.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (3)+2 = 5

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM the-dump

He didn't realize you were so much shorter than him

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM the-dump

Rusp...you can say something I guess

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM the-dump

Your turn

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM the-dump

good boy

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM the-dump

that is all

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM the-dump

Give me a roll +3

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:41 PM the-dump

Oh baby

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:41 PM the-dump

4 incoming

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:41 PM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:41 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+3 = (12)+3 = 15

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:41 PM the-dump

Hey

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

You press your hands against the wound on your flank, seeming to momentarily stop the bleeding.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

Other wind gnoll's turn

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

Medical wizard

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (16)+2 = 18

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

Oof

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:42 PM the-dump

He learns from his friend's mistake and turns at a 45 degree angle

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:43 PM the-dump

/r d6+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:43 PM the-dump

@Gent: d6+1 = (3)+1 = 4

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:43 PM the-dump

His claws scratch up max's torso.

taxes Jun 18, 2018 7:43 PM the-dump

ow