the-dump

Yeah that

welp

good luck

Why’s that

Well, that makes up for the dexterity lost from the enlarge spell too

nothing

You know what

I’m just going to stab him

Roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

oh boy

Roll me some damage.

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (5) = 5

That's +1 now

Oh boy

6 damage

You stab him in the eye and say "You better where an eye patch like that guy over there" pointing at the cleric

I would not say that

damn he can't even spell while talking

Clearly it's his low IQ

makes sense

Also going to take a 5 foot step backwards

More like a 10-foot step

Oj

Oh

Fair

So you can actually stand in a way that puts Yumi and Max between you and the gnoll

I meant to say Yune Kappa

hell yeah

Do that

Also

also going to be very commanding and point at the guy I just attacked, and yell “Get em Vag”

While holding THREE berries

there’s high incentive on this one

Squinks's turn

not even getting to roll for it

: (

I'll roll on his turn

Squinks is....gonna walk up to the gnoll and hit it with his warp blade.

Woah

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (7)+1 = 8

Warp blade??

Does he have a ruby

He misses and hits the rock. He then proceeds to move 5 spaces away from the battle.

Just as planned

5 whole spaces?

He teleports

Yes

Ok

Here we go

I’m going to fucking die

Now the whirlwind gnolls

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (9) = 9

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

9/11, perfect

They crash into a tower

but for some reason they can’t seem to quite melt the beams

Max, your turn

Fucking

hi

sorry

okay

What the hell were those whirlwind rolls for

okay rusp should i do the thing

Initiative

Oh

Well max

or just fight

It doesn’t seem like the best idea, I’ll be honest

But you can try if you’d like

but

okay this is a roll to see if ill do it

high is i will