Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:20 AM the-dump

lmao

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:20 AM the-dump

I fucking knew you would do that

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:21 AM the-dump

I’m still going to give him a berry

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:21 AM the-dump

wasn't even my idea

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:21 AM the-dump

You can't until your turn.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:21 AM the-dump

Damn

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:21 AM the-dump

Nothings going my way!

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:22 AM the-dump

So, it's gnoll #2's turn, who I've decided to name Franklin.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:22 AM the-dump

Not Pete?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:22 AM the-dump

That's the cleric silly

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:22 AM the-dump

Oh geez

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:22 AM the-dump

My bad

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:23 AM the-dump

Squires: "Ah man, Gratia used to love cleric gnolls! Too bad he's not here."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:23 AM the-dump

Oh no

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Max is basically gracias

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Should be fine

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

ye

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

itll be fine

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Franklin is gonna get up from the ground. This provokes an attack of opportunity from you, rusp.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Awesome

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Yes

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Time to get a 1

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:24 AM the-dump

Because you're giant, you have a wider reach

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:25 AM the-dump

But how big am I?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:25 AM the-dump

rusp dont hit me

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:25 AM the-dump

You're about a 2x2 tile

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:25 AM the-dump

Oh that’s useful

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:25 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:25 AM the-dump

I’ll just fucking stab him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:26 AM the-dump

Roll me a dice +3

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:26 AM the-dump

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 3:26 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20+3 = (9)+3 = 12

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:26 AM the-dump

The blade hits him, but it can't seem to pierce his fur.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:27 AM the-dump

That’s nonsensical

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:27 AM the-dump

I stab dogs all the time

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:27 AM the-dump

Should work

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:27 AM the-dump

It was an indirect hit. You need to get him full on.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:27 AM the-dump

It's thick matted fur too.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:28 AM the-dump

He takes a 5-foot step towards you and that's the end of his turn.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

Your turn Rusp

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

3 health

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

run....

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

Would you say that I’m big enough to punt him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

If you roll well.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

Hmm

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:29 AM the-dump

I don’t like the sounds of that

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

You're normally weaker than the average person, but the enlarge spell seems to compensate for that, as it tends to do

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

I’m going to do that one thing that gives me +4 dodge or whatever

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

defend

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

total defense?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

Yeah that

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

welp

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

good luck

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:30 AM the-dump

Why’s that

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

Well, that makes up for the dexterity lost from the enlarge spell too

taxes Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

nothing

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

You know what

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

I’m just going to stab him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

Roll

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:31 AM the-dump

Roll me some damage.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:32 AM the-dump

/r d8

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 3:32 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d8 = (5) = 5

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:32 AM the-dump

That's +1 now

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:32 AM the-dump

Oh boy

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:32 AM the-dump

6 damage

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:33 AM the-dump

You stab him in the eye and say "You better where an eye patch like that guy over there" pointing at the cleric

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:33 AM the-dump

I would not say that

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:33 AM the-dump

damn he can't even spell while talking

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:33 AM the-dump

Clearly it's his low IQ

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 3:33 AM the-dump

makes sense

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:33 AM the-dump

Also going to take a 5 foot step backwards

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:34 AM the-dump

More like a 10-foot step

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:34 AM the-dump

Oj

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:34 AM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 3:34 AM the-dump

Fair

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:34 AM the-dump

So you can actually stand in a way that puts Yumi and Max between you and the gnoll

Gent Jun 17, 2018 3:35 AM the-dump

I meant to say Yune Kappa