Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 17, 2018 2:24 AM the-dump

this shit annoys me to no end

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:24 AM the-dump

Vag definitely does not know.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

because pika

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

He’s rolling perfect!

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

its for music and commands

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

plus there's nowhere else to put it

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

She

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

its the best place for it

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

roll to see if Vag knows what a gnoll is

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:25 AM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:26 AM the-dump

so he knows more than me

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:26 AM the-dump

fucking

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:26 AM the-dump

she

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:26 AM the-dump

Anything else?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:26 AM the-dump

unless I have to tell you that I’m eating and also feeding vag

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:26 AM the-dump

Than no

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:27 AM the-dump

Okay, you reach the cave entrance where 3 gnolls appear to be residing. Yune goes forward to talk with them.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:28 AM the-dump

The talk seems to go well, until the leading gnoll looks over to the rest of the party. His tone immediately shifts.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:29 AM the-dump

No darkies allowed?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:29 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Hey you! What do you think you're doing here?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

who is he directing that to

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

He's glaring at rusp

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

oh boy

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

I don’t even know what a gnoll is

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

How is this man mad at me

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Look at me when I speak"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

“Uh... who are you?”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM the-dump

He walks over to you.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "I'll be asking the questions. Yeah...I know your kind. You're one of those dark ones aren't you? Always coming around stealing from us."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

Why does everyone hate me

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

2 charisma

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

because you're a nigger

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

Fair

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

oh

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

even worse

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:32 AM the-dump

what's vag's cha btw?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:33 AM the-dump

i just think itd be funny if the badgers cha was higher than rusp's

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:33 AM the-dump

“I’ve never even seen a gnoll in my life sir!”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:33 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Go on then, tell me if you're one of them so I know if I should just slit your throat right now!"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:33 AM the-dump

“Ive not stolen anything from you or your people!”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: he looks at you puzzled

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Well kid, I'd say you're lying if I couldn't read you like a book"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:34 AM the-dump

“I have words on me?”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "Huh..." he looks around you

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

5 int baby

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

The gnolls chuckles at that.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:35 AM the-dump

Head Gnoll: "So uh...I guess you're not one of them. What's your name, friend?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

“Oh.. my names Dlanigger”

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

Combat has begun.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

Classic

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

what

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

now

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

he has nigger in the name

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

clearly he's not to be trusted

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:36 AM the-dump

The head gnoll swings at you with a club.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

can we just let them kill rusp? or are we obligated to help

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Is this real?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (10)+2 = 12

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Am I being faked out?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Rusp dodges out of the way, but barely.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Surely the word bigger doesn’t exist in d&d

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:37 AM the-dump

Bigger?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

Since this is a surprise round, you are currently flatfooted.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

That means you don't get your dex bonus added to your AC.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

Another gnoll charges at you with a club.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:38 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

/r d8

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

@Gent: d8 = (8) = 8

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

oh no

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

no initiative rolls

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

Oh, he smashes you across the face. Your mouth is bleeding badly.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

I’m just going to die, huh?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:39 AM the-dump

The gnoll in the back takes a position.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Now, roll for initiative.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

9