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Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20+5

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

oh no

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

rip

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

i mean

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

it was coming

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

umbreon rolled a 1

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:03 AM the-dump

then i did

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

it was a matter of time

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Am I dead?

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Sudden heart attack?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Alright, Rusp and umbreon fall asleep.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Wait

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

well then

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Squires: "Oops, wrong song."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

Am I in a fucking coma

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

roll to have happy dreams

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (10) = 10

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

they're ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:04 AM the-dump

You sure do

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Well, I guess this is a good enough spot to set up camp."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Wait

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

I’m still in the woods

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Or

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

You were hiding in the trees along the pathway.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM the-dump

Ok

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:06 AM the-dump

So no one really knows where you went.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:06 AM the-dump

Nice

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "See, that's how you know this guy's a good rogue. He never stops practicing his art."

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

lmao

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

A true professional

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

Now give me a roll rusp

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:07 AM the-dump

Ok

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

good roll

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:08 AM the-dump

A wolf starts creeping towards you. The quest-giver shoots it with an arcane bolt and it runs away.

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:09 AM the-dump

wew

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:09 AM the-dump

Max, anything you want to do?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:09 AM the-dump

right now? we're just camping for the night yes?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:09 AM the-dump

Pretty much

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:10 AM the-dump

well

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:10 AM the-dump

is rusp's badger hidden with him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:10 AM the-dump

No, it's just been following with you guys doing badger things.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:10 AM the-dump

ah

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:10 AM the-dump

im going to roll to see if my character can sleep with that badger around first

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:10 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

WELP

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

you really don’t like vag, huh?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

Oof, let me check the rules on fatigue

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

can i sleep somewhere else

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

to get around this

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

or is that dangerous

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

sleep in tree

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 2:11 AM the-dump

vag doesn’t likes those

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:12 AM the-dump

Sure, roll to climb a tree

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:12 AM the-dump

It should be easy enough for you

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:12 AM the-dump

Actually, you don't even have to roll

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:13 AM the-dump

why

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:13 AM the-dump

Because normal campaigns don't make you roll for everything, unless you're in an actual situation.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:13 AM the-dump

Like, time is short

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:13 AM the-dump

ah

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:14 AM the-dump

I assume you'll tie yourself to a low branch

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:14 AM the-dump

That's probably the smartest idea

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:15 AM the-dump

Okay, the next day rolls around.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:15 AM the-dump

Max's back feels a bit stiff, but it shouldn't inhibit any motions.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:16 AM the-dump

The quest-giver speaks a last word with Yune, and starts making his way back to town.

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:17 AM the-dump

Squires: "Oh, now I know why we needed that other guy! He had all our buckets!"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:18 AM the-dump

Yune: "You're right! Now how're we gonna know what happens if we pour water on the elves?"

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:18 AM the-dump

what

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:18 AM the-dump

Yune: "So up by the mountain, there are a few of these things called gnolls."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:19 AM the-dump

Yune: "We're gonna try talking with them to see if we can get in the cave"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:20 AM the-dump

Anything you guys want to do?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:20 AM the-dump

are gnolls known by everyone

taxes Jun 17, 2018 2:21 AM the-dump

like common knowledge

Gent Jun 17, 2018 2:21 AM the-dump

Give me a roll for knowledge...geography? Just give me a roll