Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:37 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "It'll be best if you avoid any direct encounters with the elven guard. Not that I don't have faith in you...but you'd definitely get killed."

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:38 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver "Since this is a stealth mission you'll have to walk the whole way. Chad, you can use your badger to fend off any wild animals that may come after you."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

“Uh... that’s my badger..”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

"Uh, says who?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

I’m going to call her name and pull out a berry and start brushing him

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Y-your badger? ...The rogue? Not the ranger, who basically live and act like animals?"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:40 AM the-dump

“Well I thought it’d be nice to have an animal to uh... watch my back while I’m out traveling..”

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"I think he's just very lonely"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

Quest-Giver: "Great...another group of geniuses...."

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"Look chum, do you want the help or not?"

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:41 AM the-dump

"that's what i thought"

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

fuck dude

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

absolute chad

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

c h a d

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

"Just follow me to the damn mountain. After that, you're on your own. I fully expect to not have to pay all of you in the end."

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

Oof

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM the-dump

rude

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

wait did he ever say something specific we had to rob or just "rob"

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:43 AM the-dump

You'll know what to do by the time you get there.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:44 AM the-dump

ah okay

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

So the trip to the mountain will take the rest of the day, and you'll spend the night at the base of it. Anything your characters want to do in the mean time?

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

during the night?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

During the trip, the night, whenever.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

ah

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

well i asked this earlier

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

is rusps badger thing

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:45 AM the-dump

cute

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

I’m just going to try and stay away from Chad

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

I'm going to try and talk to the tall man

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

Fuck

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

my question is the most important

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

I’ll let gent decide

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:46 AM the-dump

should just roll a dice

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

^

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

You both roll against each other

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

a d20?

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

Unless I say otherwise, yes

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

okay

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (15) = 15

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 1:47 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

Wait

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

I think there was a miscommunication

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

This is rusp vs umbreon

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

why is this decision a roll off?

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

oh

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

oh

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

kek

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

>responding to their questionf irst

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

:thinkingnn;

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (1) = 1

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

o o f

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

OOF

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

Nice try, Chad

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:48 AM the-dump

his blackness evades me

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

Yeah, Rusp disappears into the shadows the second you take your eyes off him.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

see, all i want to know if its cute so i can try to pet it

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

Isn’t that what your roll was for

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:49 AM the-dump

It's a badger, you decide.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

okay okay

Gent Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

It is more domesticated than an average one.

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

ill just roll for it because i was confused earlier

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

okay nope

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

badger is scary

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

It’s the same size as you

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

its very disgusting

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

and scary

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

rusp

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

im not 1ft tall

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

im a bit taller

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

a bit

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

There’s no way he’s disgusting looking

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

he's disgusting and scary to me

Rusp Jun 17, 2018 1:50 AM the-dump

Considering I stole him from rich people

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

i dont know

taxes Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

he has been outside with you

Dan K. Meme Jun 17, 2018 1:51 AM the-dump

o o f