the-dump

He’s pointing to my vag, right?

So it would seem

“Uhh s-Sorry sir, but this one here is my pet, and uhhh, really my only friend....”

Hunter: poking at Vag "Oh I see, one of them rangers I take it"

Would I know who the rangers are

It's a class

Oh

They tend to have tamed beasts with them

I see

“Uhh.. yessir.”

And with that I’ll leave

Actually

I say goodbye

And thanks

Hunter: wrinkling his nose "Don't mention it..."

What do you want to do next?

Checking for traps

How could I forget

Roll plus 4

/r d20+4

@Rusp: d20+4 = (13)+4 = 17

You catch a whiff of trap

!

So you have 92 gold now

Where would one go to acquire a training kit?

God damn it

You telling me that hunters sell a training kit?

You can buy the rest of your kit at the shop

Let’s do that

Sounds good

Remember, just because it's called a "training kit" doesn't mean it'll automatically train your animal

Well

At least I’ll have he ability to do it now

Or

You get your training harness and whip for 8 gold

The hunter says he'll tell the shop keeper when he gets back

Also while I’m at it, I suppose I should buy some camp supplies

As uh

Kinda fucked me last time

The notice on the board did say you were working with a party

Fair enough

Supplies could be good later on, but for now you should be fine

Alright

Can I get a training session in with vag before I rendezvous?

Sure...you are still quite filthy

Well

Is there anywhere I can wash myself?

The inn

I guess I’ll go to the inn first

So you want a bath and a meal?

Sure

Give me a roll for your bath

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Oh boy

Clean

oooof

I didn’t even take one

You've never actually taken a bath before

Makes sense

You jump into the water with everything on

Could’ve been worse

"you shit yourself in the tub, slip, and are now covered in your own shit"

Your bread and wolf meat are now soaked

Should be fine

Just make a soggy sandwich once I get out

Give it to my boy vag

It does manage to wash away the blood and mud from your body

Nice

Do I have to roll for my meal as well

Because we may find out I’ve never eaten before

No, I was planning on doing something special if you rolled high

What exactly is “special”

Masturbation scene?

I would raise your charisma score

NO

WHAT

fuck

I hate my life