the-dump

Wew

Not even close

Just remember this for the future

/r d8-1

@Gent: d8-1 = (1)-1 = 0

Will do

fucking hell

Holy shit

Why don't we have a god damn dance while we're at it?

Dlanigger is back baby

This is actually the best fight of all time

Just have vag finish this

He gets a mouthful of cloth and leather

Delicious

Your turn, you now have full actions

A move action, a regular action, and a free action

Alright

How does my sneak attack work?

And could I use it on the one focussed on vag

You have to attack an enemy that is completely unaware, or you have to be flanking an enemy

Hmm

Oh, and if you're adjacent to an enemy and attempt to move or do any action not involving attacking/defending, they get what's known as an "attack of opportunity"

Ah

Am I adjacent to any wolves?

To the one on your leg

I would like to stab this wolf

Give me a +5 roll

Going for a nice spinal separation

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (14)+5 = 19

Give me a d8 minus 1

/r d8-1

@Rusp: d8-1 = (7)-1 = 6

DAMAGE

You stab him in the cheek, causing it to let go and step away.

Only mere inches from the spinal cord

You have trouble aiming for such specific parts of the body in the thick of combat

What is a free action?

You can do easy things like talking, signaling an ally, etc

I’m going to fucking scream at vag

The wolves have growling fairly loudly so far

Well

Hell hath no fury like a sperg

Give me a normal ass roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

fuck

You shout loudly in his ear, causing him to get irritated with you, snapping his teeth

Hey

Good progress

Wolf's turn

Vag would never hurt me

Keep telling yourself that

The wolf encircling Vag is on guard once again seeing him active, but still an attempts to bite at Vag's hide

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (7)-1 = 6

You cannot penetrate vag

The wolf can't get a grip on due to his wriggling

But Vag does notice the wolf now

It all worked out in the end

Wolf number 1 position itself behind you, attempting a flanking maneuver

Oh boy

Wolf number 2 bites for your haunches

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (14)+1 = 15

Not me haunches

You barely manage to sidestep him, but wolf 1 now attempts to delicately make an incision along your spinal cord with his canine teeth

You son of a bitch

/ rd20+3

He’s taking my technique!

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (8)+3 = 11

Let’s go

You miraculously manage to bump into him as you dodge the other wolf

Start of the round

Oh boy

It appears the wolves are starting to adapt to your movements

Ah whatever

No big deal

Are both of the lads adjacent to me?