the-dump

Let's see if the wolves dodge

not optimal

Here's a reflex check for wolf 3

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (10)+1 = 11

He manages but barely

And here's for the one biting your foot

/r d20-3

@Gent: d20-3 = (19)-3 = 16

fuck me

Not even going to get my free damage

Oh, he swings right off as he feels you giving way

This is hell

You're currently staggered

All poor little Dlanigger wanted was his steam giant

Vag hits the ground and suddenly starts hissing out

/r d4

@Gent: d4 = (2) = 2

Menstrual rage

He takes 2 damage

Poor vag

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (14)+5 = 19

Vag is getting destroyed

Oh

What is this

But the hissing suddenly startles the wolves and causes them to back down

VAG

You see, you have a badger with you

A badger

Vag is a badger?

The wolves are still gritting their teeth at you, but they appear far more hesitant

My turn then?

So it's your turn. Since you're staggered, you may only take 1 action this round.

Awesome

Two ideas m

One

You can choose to hold an action at any point

If you would instead like to go after another target

Scream and follow up on Vag’s intimidation, or just attack while their off guard

Vag is disoriented by the fall right now so the intimidation won't last

Looks like I’m going to attack

But remember you're not alone in this fight

Vag, my hero?

Ok

I’m going to quickly run up to the wolf that bit me and stab it

As my autism has given me rage

Preferably in the neck

You get 1 action this round since you're staggered

Wait

You can hold your action until they come to you

Sure

Why not

Any specific action you're waiting for them to do?

Lunge at me

Or vag

Perfect, because wolf #1 is gonna use his action to lunge at your throat

Spectacular

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (12)+1 = 13

Okay

This is

You step out of the way

Wonderful

His trajectory is set for him to miss, your action?

Can I just give him a nice slice?

Give me a roll plus 5

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

I'll let that hit just because you "predicted" his exact action

Nice

Roll me a d8

Come on baby

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (1) = 1

oof

Fuck me

1 whole damage

You chicken out and don't fully hit him, he appears unfazed

Oh no