the-dump

@Gent d20=(19)=19

i used executive override

fuck you fire

Hell yeah

We always still have that

why have you been so anti-me lately

umbreon

you killed my dad again

/r d50

why are you so anti-everyone fire

@taxes: d50 = (1) = 1

umbreon is anti-everyone

wtf

/r d69

@taxes: d69 = (57) = 57

Oof

/r d96

@taxes: d96 = (26) = 26

Time to set up camp

/r d500

@taxes: d500 = (124) = 124

/r d666

@taxes: d666 = (169) = 169

/r d1000

@taxes: d1000 = (186) = 186

/r d1337

@taxes: d1337 = (1237) = 1237

/r d1488

@taxes: d1488 = (1171) = 1171

After the tsunami of rolls

/r d2000

@taxes: d2000 = (971) = 971

okay im done

.

Ok.

ANYWAYS

So what sort of camp are you setting up?

It seems you've neglected to bring supplies with you

I thought about that

So first off

Finding some wood

roll for splinters

Why am I being bullied

what? its a valid roll

I’m just a young lad

You find some fallen branches and twigs

Wonderful

Not it’s time to start a fire

Using the old rubbing sticks technique

Just gotta rub your sticks real hard

Give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

You rub two sticks together for an hour with little effect. Night begins to fall

Beautiful

Okay

New plan

Make some kindling

Than bang some rocks together

Give me a roll, plus 2 by the way

roll to see if bears hear you Kappa

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (7)+2 = 9

Fuck me

roll to stop outside interference

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (12) = 12

The chill of night appears to be further hindering your ability to make a fire. Your kindling is scattered by the wind.

i added a kappa so its a joke

You know what

this shouldnt be messed with

its amazing

I’m just going climb a tree and sleep on a thick branch

Nothing can go wrong

Give me a perception roll +3

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (20)+3 = 23

Oh boy