the-dump

Ok

Last one is out of the question

It is by far the highest paying

Let me ask you, would your character not be tempted by the quest?

He’s scared easily

And he was recently chased by paladins

Probably not tempting for my disabled lad

Unless he didn’t know they were paladins?

Should I roll for that?

If you insist?

I’m indecisive so I will

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

He does not fucking know

Bottom quest it is

Wait a second

Miscegenation

No way my guy knows what that means

Well

Regardless, the notice says the paladin order will be heading through town to gather any willing to join them

This sounds like it will go well

The other quests have a rendezvous point a few miles away

I should also consider the fact that my guy dislikes confrontation

Actually

After further inspection, the second quest seems more my speed

No partners, and stealth mission

Do whatever you want

Second one it is!

Anything else you want to look for before heading off?

Traps

One quick scan

You can never be too careful

Give me a roll +4

/r d20+4

@Rusp: d20+4 = (5)+4 = 9

Fuck

Same roll I got last time

There are just as many traps as last time

Nice to know

As far as you can see

Ominous

If you head off now, you can make the trip by tomorrow but you'll have to camp out over night

Sounds good

roll to make rusp's guy trip and lose 1 gold

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (15) = 15

Hey man

I got deep pockets

You pass by a man along your path, he claws at you begging for a piece of gold, but you manage to shake him off

Fuck yeah

Eat shit beggar

wow

rood

roll for beggar to trip rusps guy

You've traveled about 2 miles when you come across a forest clearing. This seems like a good place for you to rest over night.

whoa

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (3) = 3

I need money to train my badger

Please

roll to silence the bot

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (20) = 20

oof

fire why

Please no

actual buzzkill

the dice gods demanded it

Fire

Its done

otherwise they wouldn't have done the 20

oh my god

Fire

Please

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (17) = 17