the-dump

roll to explode

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (13) = 13

ditto pls

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (4) = 4

ffs

kursed dittos

/r d1337

@Fire?: d1337 = (483) = 483

is the ditto in sight

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (9) = 9

is it farther away

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (16) = 16

dammit

100 magikarp luck

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (9) = 9

aw

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (192) = 192

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (1483) = 1483

Fuck

roll for 100 more then ditto

/r d666

@Rusp: d666 = (207) = 207

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (15) = 15

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (836) = 836

dammit

If the best GM sees this I’m ready to start the campaign back up again

Alright

you need to look far far away from this server if you're looking for competent roleplayers

If I was competent it wouldn’t be as fun

So let's see

You have 26 gold and 2 days worth of rations

I know exactly what I must buy

Alright, what are you looking for?

Training kit for my badger

15 gold

Although I don’t think the people in this town like my kind

This is a fairly small town, they probably wouldn't have these sorts of things

Hmm

Wouldn’t hurt to check

Or would it

It's not necessarily "your kind", it's more the fact that you have 2 charisma

Remember that any stat below 7 is basically considered disabled

Oh

I see

Did we roll for stats correctly?

I’m fine if we didn’t

It just seems weird that stats can vary so wildly

They don't really, you just decided to roll a d20

Oh

What was I supposed to roll?

There's a few ways of doing it, one is you roll 4d6 for each stat and discard the lowest roll each time

Oh

I see

I’m fine with the 2 charisma actually

And another is where you just have a given number of points to pump into your stats

Can I upgrade stats as I level?

Is that a thing?

Yeah, but it's once every 3 levels iirc

Ok

New secondary story arc

Slowly cure autism

You do get better abilities from your class and better gear

So a training kit...

You get a brush and some feed for your badger, but that's about all you'd be able to find here

Hmm

I suppose I should probably buy these things

So the feed in this case are berries that function more like a treat

Use it for positive reinforcement rather than an actual meal

So like training a dog

Understood

That's 7 gold, leaving you with 19 total