the-dump

i understand why bopit is a shit dm now

he mixes up critical failures and critical successes

roll to see if bopit can ever become a good dm

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

maybe

no I just specify what a sucess and what a failure is after I flip

coinflip to see if I am a good dm

roll to see if that's what rob does

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

best dm

coinflip to see if max is a trap

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (1) = 1

max is a trap

confirrmed

/r 10d2

@Fire?: 10d2 = (1+2+2+2+1+2+1+1+1+1) = 14

hey fire can you just not allow him to post here

hey fire can you just ban max?

i could but that would make me a nazi

i can't

isn't that a good thing fire

coinflip to ban max

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

bopit if you had rolling powers

max banned

i'm not so sure any more max

you could roll to kick

but

sadly those are long gone

@Dan K. Meme I need you to ban max when you get a chance, the dice gods demand it

Those aren't dice

roll to see if being a nazi is good

/r d20

they're coins

kursed

nazis are kursed

makes sense

coinflip to see if fire will ban max

roll to be a nazi

/r d20

/roll 1d2

@Fire?: d20 = (11) = 11

@Bopit: 1d2 = (1) = 1

fuck man

aww

kursed and a loli

no banning max from fire

what is this

coinflip to see how buthurt max is that I can just coinflip and ignore her dice

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (1) = 1

pretty buthurt

not at all

roll to silence the bot

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (5) = 5

close one

coinflip to kill the bot

2 is kill the fucking bot

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (1) = 1

rip

roll to kill bopit

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

close

roll to nuke max from orbit

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

"roll"

get fucked

doesn't count

you can't roll