the-dump

/r 30d100

@Fire?: 30d100 = (54+58+39+22+62+61+53+29+69+38+26+20+56+13+57+71+94+73+44+19+61+19+69+77+50+78+25+92+18+60) = 1507

good

okay one more

/r 10d100

@taxes: 10d100 = (84+19+88+97+45+99+56+22+92+22) = 624

FUCK

/r 5d100

@Fire?: 5d100 = (55+88+29+80+81) = 333

333, nice

coinflip to see if max gets rng fucked

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

confirmed for fucked

d1000 to see if i make love to bipot

/r d1000

@Fire?: d1000 = (416) = 416

oof

sorry bipot

coinflip to see if I fuck fire

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

alright fire lets fuck

this is rape

roll for consent

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (8) = 8

nope

rape

coinflip to see if it is rape

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

confirmed for rape

the only one i love is zingly

wow

I can't believe you would betray me like that

the thing is, i never loved you in the first place Kappa

roll to not allow bopit to coinflip

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2

I have been catfished

oof*

coinflip to block max from rolling dice

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (1) = 1

get fucked max

no rolling for you

but

that's not how it works

coinflips dont effect lore

only d20s

no i mean he failed his coinflip

oh

kek

max its ok, you just can't roll anymore

I can

no, 2 was max gets to roll

you failed your flip, even if it worked that way

bopit

you dont make the rules

umbreon does

I make the rules for my coinflip

umbreon can go fuck himself

also

and unless someone rolls to make all d20s coinflips

coinflip to see if max's rolls matter

you cant effect lore

/roll 1d2

@Bopit: 1d2 = (2) = 2

confirmed

max's rolls don't matter

i understand why bopit is a shit dm now

he mixes up critical failures and critical successes

roll to see if bopit can ever become a good dm

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

maybe

no I just specify what a sucess and what a failure is after I flip

coinflip to see if I am a good dm