the-dump

Ok

Back to the pathfinder

Pick 3 more skills

Acrobatics

caw

CAW

shit

CAW

Perception

And slight of hand

*sleight, you fucking negroid

I’m sorry

It’s not my fault I can’t spell!

yes it is

Umbreon

Rusp

Stay out of this young man

you're basically a child too

I have 1-2 years more on this earth than you, do not question me

Oh wait, you get to pick one more skill

Escape artist

Typical nigger

That’s what I was going for

Went pretty well

Also my guy is some kind of Olympic level athlete

So that’s cool

So your health is 11

That sounds bad

I think that's normal, but it does sound a bit too low

Maybe I’m just used to URealms level of health

It's a gradual increase in typical role playing games

You roll a d8 after every level

Oh

That makes sense

So I guess now we do gear

I'm not gonna read through that shit, tell me what you want and I'll charge you

Will do

I had 280 gold I think

Anything big and unwieldy will hurt your stealth

Well I mean

I am black

It’s fit the character to not make smart moves

Indeed

You'd also be too physically weak for plate armor

You don't actually have to look up the gear

I'll flub the numbers

I don’t even know what I’m looking for tbh

Think of fantasy archetypes and other bullshit

Think of shit you could buy at walmrt

Sticky Swiss Army knife

Specifically a sticky one?

I made it sticky

k, you'll have to roll everytime to take it out in combat

So that it wouldn’t slip out of my hands!

Oh, so it's like a concealed weapon?

Assassins creed style

“Glued” to my arm

Let's say that's free for being a cursed weapon

Cursed?

Nah

The last thing you want is a sticky swiss army knife

The thing that works on a hinge

Oh

Wait a second

Oh no

OH NO

I didn’t think about that

lmao

I just imagined that the outside was sticky!

So it stuck to my hand/arm

But if you want to go that route, by all means

You'll have a hell of a time actually using it

I mean

If I have it assassins creed style I imagine that I would have the knife stuck out at all times

And than the stickiness would keep the knife from closing!

I've never played that game

That’s fair