the-dump

It's a bit easier to understand

K

Probably don't bother reading through it

Just invest into what seems neat

I need intimidate

So I can intimidate with my autism

Intimidate goes off charisma

I suppose that makes sense

But I always thought that was silly, so I'll give you a bonus based on how creative it is

Nice

So you start with 8 skills points as a rogue, minus 3 because of your low intelligence, and plus 1 from cunning

Stealth is probably your best bet, especially because you get to move 40 feet every turn

That seems high

Sure put some in stealth

You're basically superhuman and subhuman at the same time

Stealth goes off your dex stat btw

Retard powers always win

Actually unstoppable

I’m not exactly sure how the skill stuff works to be honest

roll for ditto luck pls

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (6) = 6

shoot

Geese have attacked me

And I have hit one with a fishing pole

The way I've interpreted it, when you roll to perform a skill, it adds the bonus you get for the ability score it's based off as well as the amount of skill points you've invested

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (7) = 7

Oh I see

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (6) = 6

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

Your attack hits

I never lose

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (17) = 17

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (12) = 12

Still can’t be me

/r d200

@Spooky Phijkchu: d200 = (191) = 191

/r d1000

@Dan K. Meme: d1000 = (762) = 762

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (710) = 710

Fuck

/r d1000

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1000 = (119) = 119

Ok

Back to the pathfinder

Pick 3 more skills

Acrobatics

caw

CAW

shit

CAW

Perception

And slight of hand

*sleight, you fucking negroid

I’m sorry

It’s not my fault I can’t spell!

yes it is

Umbreon

Rusp

Stay out of this young man

you're basically a child too

I have 1-2 years more on this earth than you, do not question me

Oh wait, you get to pick one more skill

Escape artist

Typical nigger

That’s what I was going for

Went pretty well

Also my guy is some kind of Olympic level athlete

So that’s cool

So your health is 11

That sounds bad

I think that's normal, but it does sound a bit too low

Maybe I’m just used to URealms level of health