Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

Roll to find the meaning of life through edging

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

Roll to make the pain stop

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:47 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

the pain has stopped

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

congratulations!

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

rip

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

life-ly luck roll

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:48 PM the-dump

As I said

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:49 PM the-dump

Probably won’t win the lottery though

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:50 PM the-dump

Rolling to see if I’ll win the lottery

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:50 PM the-dump

/r d10000000

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:50 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d10000000 = (5361038) = 5361038

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:50 PM the-dump

darn

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

Roll to cry for help

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

oh man

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

I can’t ignore that

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

Just burning through those 20's

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

You okay, Gent?

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

No

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:51 PM the-dump

Well that’s a shame

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:52 PM the-dump

Fuck you

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:52 PM the-dump

I am sympathizing with you!

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:53 PM the-dump

What am I, a (sort of) reformed weaboo degenerate supposed to do!?

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:53 PM the-dump

Roll for depression

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:53 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:53 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (3) = 3

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

Roll to kill myself to make you feel bad

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (6) = 6

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

Well I killed myself, but you don't feel bad

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

Yeah, pretty much

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

Roll to save gent from his depression

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

well shit

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:54 PM the-dump

It can’t be done

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

Roll to give you depression

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

Stupid people can’t be depressed

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

oof

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

I only speak the truth

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:55 PM the-dump

I am too unaware of my surroundings to be depressed!

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:56 PM the-dump

And you ignore all stat changes somehow

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:56 PM the-dump

Because apparently that's what it means to be unaware

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:57 PM the-dump

What stat changes?

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:57 PM the-dump

roll for perception

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:57 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:57 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

that’s higher than it should be!

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

roll for intelligence

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

also higher than it should be!

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

Perception is based off your wisdom stat silly

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

Huh?

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:58 PM the-dump

What game are we playing?

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

I am very wise!

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

Well first I was going with pokemon, now pathfinder I guess

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

What the fuck is a pathfinder

Gent Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

D&D but more polished

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

Define polished

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

also

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

roll for wisdom

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 13, 2018 10:59 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 11:00 PM the-dump

I knew I was somewhat wise

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 11:00 PM the-dump

Man, I should keep a stat sheet

Gent Jun 13, 2018 11:00 PM the-dump

Why don't we run a god damn campaign while we're at it

Dan K. Meme Jun 13, 2018 11:01 PM the-dump

good one gent

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 11:01 PM the-dump

Oh hell yeah

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 11:01 PM the-dump

roll for strength

Rusp Jun 13, 2018 11:01 PM the-dump

/r d20