the-dump

roll to age max by 18 years

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

kurse

no

why

oh am i rape meat now

roll to turn max into dog meat

if you pull a fuck meat's tail it becomes rape meat in the lore of that game

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

you don’t get to be main dog in fallout 4

sorry

roll to become mynt again

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

rip

assist pls

become crow

roll to turn max into crow

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

fuck

thank god

roll to turn Max into a cow

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (12) = 12

oh no-

thank god

8+12

roll to assist

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

reroll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (19) = 19

fuck

thank god

roll to turn rusp into fuck meat

Cows have a pretty good life

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

damn

assit mespooky

I learned from your game the other day

Assist

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (7) = 7

damn

thank god

roll to turn rusp into crow

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (11) = 11

damn

I’d be fine with it

I can do a pretty good impersonation of him

roll to turn rusp into a snail

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (17) = 17

roll to turn Dialga in smeg

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

touché

I sure could use a cold beverage right about now.

No

Stop

Yes

Go

Turnip will kill us if he sees that

You don't say it enough rusp

I save it for special occasions

but

I sure could use a cold beverage right about now.

I sure could use a cold beverage right about now.

As well

(Rusp, she's asking you to piss in her mouth)

see

no one gets that

but us

I know waht women want

so it's okay