the-dump

I will not let sidekick die in vain

Roll to watch Rusp as he pins Max down and begins to undress her

/r d20

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (2) = 2

It doesn't matter if I die rusp

Rip

The kurse wins

and sidekick is in ashes

dead

Roll to eat kurse

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

the kurse hurts you

You fool

roll for the kurse to consume rusp

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

oof

kurse consumed

except

you vored the kurse

roll to have rusp throw up the kurse

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (7) = 7

oof

roll to see how many hours it will take for the kurse to digest

/r d24

@taxes: d24 = (16) = 16

16 hours

You may have to brutal death roll for the kurse

not yet

th

As it’s literally being digesting by me

the kurse is uber powerful

And so am I

and if the kurse dies we will have no gods

Yes we will

with sidekek dead

Just invite Turnip back

roll to go in rusp's stomach to save sidekek

@taxes: d20 = (19) = 19

Oh boy

I'm inside there

I think you’re going to need a 20 to force yourself down my throat

Or anus

My roll was to go in and save, the save should be the 20 part, 19 should be enough to get in

roll to not let you inside

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

i win

19 > 14

Anyways

roll to see how many hours I have

(i can survive

/r d24

@taxes: d24 = (8) = 8

8 oof

roll to speed up digestion

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

ha

roll to subtract hours

/r d3

@Rusp: d3 = (1) = 1

Well

ha

That’s still 1 less

no hours subtracted

no

you got a 1

1s are always bad

That was me rolling for amount of time to subtract

sidekick isn’t here anymore

if you want to argue then its 30 mins

who knows if a 1 is bad

the kurse does

and I am its disciple

hmmm

you’re lucky I have to leave

rolling a die to see how many kurses i have on me right now