Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

taxes May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

roll for accuracy of statement

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

taxes May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

We're having intercourse

taxes May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

Me and the kurse

taxes May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

KURSE-CHAAAAN

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:11 PM the-dump

ahh

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

Roll to curse the kurse

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

taxes May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

Kek

taxes May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

Now my lovely Kurse husband! Kurse Rusp!

taxes May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

taxes May 21, 2018 12:12 PM the-dump

oof

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

I guess I'll suck your dick more

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

roll to suck the curses dick

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

oof i bit the kurses dick

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

roll to see if the kurse beat me for that

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (12) = 12

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

probably

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

roll to steal the kurse’s love

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (3) = 3

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

oof

taxes May 21, 2018 12:13 PM the-dump

ha

taxes May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

kurse still loves me

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

roll to see if the kurse is capable of loving

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

a 4 here would be poetic

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

that’s even

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

oh boy

taxes May 21, 2018 12:14 PM the-dump

What does that mean

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:15 PM the-dump

Kurse can’t feel love

taxes May 21, 2018 12:15 PM the-dump

ah

taxes May 21, 2018 12:15 PM the-dump

So maybe the kurse just perfers me

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:15 PM the-dump

roll to see if I’m sidekicks favorite Phijkchu member

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:15 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:15 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

possible

taxes May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

I guess I can be the Kurse's disciple

taxes May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

or acolyte

taxes May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

Welp

taxes May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

roll to see if sidekek loves me

taxes May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (7) = 7

taxes May 21, 2018 12:16 PM the-dump

oof

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

roll to see if sidekek is still my daddy

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (12) = 12

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

maybe

Spooky Phijkchu May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

Roll to take my rightful place as Sidekick's waifu

Spooky Phijkchu May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

/r d29

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

@Spooky Phijkchu: d29 = (23) = 23

Spooky Phijkchu May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

@Spooky Phijkchu: d20 = (9) = 9

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

>29

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

cucked

Spooky Phijkchu May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

shu-shut up

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

Roll to become sidekeks mother

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (3) = 3

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

oof

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

Roll to be sidekick

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

roll to see if the kurse and sidekek are married

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

taxes May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT May 21, 2018 12:17 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

I’m kursed

taxes May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

oh man

taxes May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

the kurse and sidekek are arch-rivals

taxes May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

Pure foes

Spooky Phijkchu May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

Divorced I guess

taxes May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

It's like a war

Rusp May 21, 2018 12:18 PM the-dump

roll to be sidekicks wife