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After losing a match, I always say “a couple of those were homie-stocks. I did it because we are homies.” Best case scenario, you just made a new friend. Worse case scenario, he tries to pour water into your asshole.

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Man murdered a lady's mother & cousin. She then befriended him & supported his early release. Then when he was released, he murdered her too. https://t.co/B8pfijdWIo

Marshal Kim Jong-Un has never fled in terror from a female Asian reporter.

My daughter’s “Geography” classwork for today. We need to start challenging the political bias and climate alarmism our children are being subjected to.

http://patreon.com/freedomtoons - help us make more! Oh, hey dere, fella! Betcha didn't kno dat good ol Canada banned some of them weapons of war, dere! Wooudln't be very polite to do it any other way there, now would it?!

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Get the watch and shirt here! https://crowdmade.com/collections/jacksfilms Huge thanks to: FamilyJules for the guitar work in the opening: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt9ez6CnUQCFEUnxeBGlR9w Brock Baker: https://www.youtube.com/user/McGoiter Comment Etiquette: https://ww...

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I was redpilled at first but eventually I became blackpilled. Then I had a based doomer stage where I would just do drugs and bully women online. But I started avoiding receipts and sunbathing my balls and I feel a lot better now” “Jesse what the hell are you talking about?...

When it came to disguises, they kept an open rind. A pair of shoplifters wore hollowed-out watermelons on their heads while stealing from a convenience store in Virginia, police said. Surveillance …

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Zero told me, "you're a prodigy and a tender young child." I was born in 1983 and was raised by Zero after he killed my parents in a car crash. He told me “If it makes you feel better, I will win a local for you. You're not that good at Smash and your parents aren’t coming ba...

U.S.—State governments across America have responded with decisive action after startling reports surfaced that heart disease kills hundreds of thousands every year. In order to save lives, states have ordered all fast-food restaurants to close until we can flatten the curve o...

What you say matters. Help create a more equal world by using gender-neutral language if you're unsure about someone's gender or are referring to a group. https://t.co/QQRFPY4VRn #GenerationEquality via @UN_Women

Germany outlaws burning of EU and foreign flags They only decided to do this because someone burned an Israeli flag. #EverySingleTime https://t.co/TT1JVj3eDq

Mr. Plinkett's review of Star Trek Picard is here! And it's way too long! But who cares? What else are you going to do during an endless pandemic? Also, how many nails can they finally put into the Star Trek coffin!? Well, Star Trek Picard is another one!