spam

come on

jerking off in any even remotely public space is

and it is usually only when I get on campus at like 7:30

wew

so no one is there

We had communal bathrooms in my freshman dorms and there was someone jacking off in the stalls 1/3 of the time

lmao

i dont think ive ever heard someone jerking off in a public restroom

You don't hear it, you smell it

I was shitting and a guy clearly started jerking it

smell it

Spooky

SMELL IT

moaning and everything

Pika

you smell the musk

spooky I can do you one better for my story

actually spooky has a point

I had a designated jerking bathroom in 1st/2nd year

anyone willing to jerk off in a public bathroom

it was on the 5th floor of a building where the chemistry labs were

probably doesnt care much about hygiene

I would go there, jerk off, shit, then go to my class when I had 3 hour downtimes

guys im going to call out all the betas here

I feel like, I'd rather you'd have told me you jack off on park benches

it was a nice bathroom

rather than public restrooms

lol

if you wipe public restroom toilet seats that dont have anything on them

you are weak

I do that

lol

>wiping the seat

Rusp

That's not what the toilet paper is for

Im saying not to do it

I do not trust those seats

people jerk off in bathrooms you know

You place it over the seats then sit on it

Here's a tutorial Rusp

I'd need a lot of toilet paper to do that gent

that'd be a waste

I just sit down

if i have to shit

Pinned a message.

I'd tell you to squat, but knowing your weight that'll bust the toilet open

Ya'll are a bunch of women

for what

hover shitters

i

squatting defeats the purpose of sitting to pee

sit down

not you Rusp

pog

Spooky just has to be disgusting in every aspect of his life

gotta build up resistance to disease somehow

Gent, enlighten us about how squatting is secretly the alpha way to shit

that our bodies are designed for

I was kidding on that

gent only eats food that comes out as liquid

But the rest no

that is the secret

I don't think I've ever come close to jacking off or having sex anywhere remotely public

or even thinking about it

yeah ive never even considered it as an option

spooky takes the children to a private place

like a gentleman

Not even in my car

fuck people who do that

I've seen plenty of people at work, in the parking lot

i just really dont want to pull my dick out in public

clearly jerking off in their cars

i have self respect

anywhere that you can be seen is retarded

PIKA

like the bathroom stal

public bathroom

stall