spam

Every single time I go take a shit

your mom is

something

gents just sad his asian parents probably beat him for not becoming a lawyer

is she joking or do you leave your pictures of naked children out in the open

she's joking rusp

my desk setup has the stairs to the basement behind me, so every time she comes down stairs I stop watching whatever I am watching on youtube

very worrying to see an image of a giant cock labeled "love mom"

so she makes fun of me for minimizing my 'porn'

Oh I do that too

yeah

If im playing video games i minimize them

games no so much unless I am playing some really degenerate shit

like catporn

minecraft is the only game i allow them to see

because ive explained it to them already

and i dont feel like explaining another game to them

oh yeah, aren't your parents superboomers

so so

mine are not, so they understand gaming

I hate when people can get behind me when I'm at my desk

god yeah

Horrid

same with my phone

It is the only setup where my desk would fit

i always try to sit in the corner

its the reason I have a desk mirror

is it not to admire your pecks?

because my mom would sneak up behind me and scare the shit out of me

i dont actually have a desk or a pc

i just

lock my door

but i sit on my bed facing my door

Also Pika, I like to imagine that your mom didn't draw that penis

You have a lock on your door

lol

And that was you tracing your outline

grandpa did it

who doesnt have a lock on their door

wtf

???

what

>being able to use a computer behind a door

what backwards ass homes didd you guys live in

I had my door confiscated as a kid

jesus christ

HOW

max youre the only one

I got a D in Calc 1

and lost my door

you are the backward ass

for a year

my brother had his door cut in half because he did not talk until he was like 6

LOL

D IN CALC

LETS GO SPOOKY

so they needed to be able to tell if he was alive

I took calc 1 in 10th grade

tbh spooky is the only reason

i h ave a b or whatever

and was NOT prepared

I have a C

last semester i was like

>not asking mathphys major pikachu for homework help like everyone else

80.1

my gameplan is to not pay attention in class or do any homework

and then

It balances out, because I distract you in class as well

i study for an hour the day before the test

works out great

you distract me at the easy normal times

not when im actually doing stuff

That makes me feel better, lol

im basically free until 10 in the morning

i very rarely open discord in school

But yeah, I don't have a lock on my door

but I do have a door

jesus that must suck