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Spooky Phijkchu Oct 18, 2019 10:15 PM spam

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/18/opinion/sunday/men-breastfeeding.html

Opinion | Are We Ready for the Breastfeeding Father?

He has intrigued and disgusted for millenniums. He has also remained largely hypothetical, until now.

www.nytimes.com

Dan K. Meme Oct 18, 2019 10:16 PM spam

dad

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 7:54 AM spam

I can’t tell if this is actually funny or if it’s the fact that I am running on two hours of sleep

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Rusp Oct 19, 2019 7:55 AM spam

Probably the latter

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:35 AM spam

what's great about this is that crabs and shrimp can also be found in rivers and therefore we never needed to explore the ocean for them in the first place

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:39 AM spam

It’s something about the third bullet point and everything contained within it that makes me laugh

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:39 AM spam

We found EVERYTHING that taste good

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:40 AM spam

Crab

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:40 AM spam

And fried shrimp

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:41 AM spam

true

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:41 AM spam

It’s one of those things where the emojis for some reason make it way funnier

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:41 AM spam

exploring the ocean is how we got the japs to eat poisonous fish

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:42 AM spam

I know a true fact about the japs

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:42 AM spam

They didn’t have closed eyes until after the bombs, because the bombs were so bright that it made even the future generations have to squint

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:43 AM spam

It’s true

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:43 AM spam

Ask gent

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:44 AM spam

12,301,320 undiscovered jelly fish go to hell

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:45 AM spam

i'm still convinced jellyfish are aliens

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:46 AM spam

they're invasive species in every habitat they get their zappy fucking tendrils onto

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:46 AM spam

I’m convinced that they need to go to hell

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:46 AM spam

We already found fried shrimp

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:46 AM spam

also they're biologically immortal, which is literally cheating

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:46 AM spam

i hate them

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:46 AM spam

Why we need jelly fish

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:47 AM spam

I’m immortal

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:47 AM spam

Everything is immortal

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:48 AM spam

Until they die

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:48 AM spam

that's just the thing

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:48 AM spam

They drop to the bottom of the ocean

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:48 AM spam

And are reborn

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:48 AM spam

i don't trust them

Deleted User Oct 19, 2019 8:48 AM spam

not one bit

Rusp Oct 19, 2019 8:49 AM spam

Precisely why we should send them to hell

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 10:30 AM spam

its only one species of jellyfish

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 11:14 AM spam

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legorhin Oct 19, 2019 11:19 AM spam

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legorhin Oct 19, 2019 3:25 PM spam

https://youtu.be/AwqPKmjxL1Y

12 months wasted

Watch me live on Twitch most days: http://www.twitch.tv/sips_ All my clips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQzkQaPADIs&list=PLYqfXQ-ztmZIesICqC4Pmrs04vhavKL...

youtu.be

Spooky Phijkchu Oct 19, 2019 8:10 PM spam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthlXGXjI6w

Juicero Is Back

This is the greatest soap squeezing of All Time

www.youtube.com

No One Likes a Snitch BOT Oct 19, 2019 9:00 PM spam

Our Savior, HCJustin, is now live at https://www.twitch.tv/hcjustin ! Go subscribe! This is not a scam, wholesome or not.

LORD GARETH [ttt and prophunt] www.twitch.tv

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:00 PM spam

hell yeah brother

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:00 PM spam

TTT

Dan K. Meme Oct 19, 2019 9:04 PM spam

Tea Tea Tea

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:04 PM spam

Honor

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:04 PM spam

justins hearty laugh is

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:04 PM spam

so good

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

whatever that dick pointing game was was more abuse from rob

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

Not squeaky like others

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

only if

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

he didnt vape

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

He's...

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

Yeah

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:05 PM spam

vape store rip

Dan K. Meme Oct 19, 2019 9:06 PM spam

do you have an aversion to vaping?

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:06 PM spam

It should and possibly will be illegal

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:08 PM spam

or at least very regulated

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:08 PM spam

Coestar hboxPog

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:08 PM spam

the art for that TTT cast thing

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:09 PM spam

was the guy who did the final URealms ending animation

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:09 PM spam

and was one of the rob abused

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:09 PM spam

half MindCrack

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:09 PM spam

lol

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:09 PM spam

guude.live

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:10 PM spam

i wonder how many months i subbed to Justin back in the day

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:11 PM spam

looks like just 1

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Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:11 PM spam

Pause

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:12 PM spam

the people who escaped the rob cult

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:12 PM spam

He still communicates with rob doesnt he

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:12 PM spam

at bare minimum Justin makes 3295k a month, not including donations or having a higher than 50% cut of subs

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:12 PM spam

That includes his madrinas partner ship

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:12 PM spam

he makes 3 million dollars a month?

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:12 PM spam

woops

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:13 PM spam

3.295k

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:13 PM spam

or just $3295

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:13 PM spam

roblox has trained me

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:14 PM spam

to type with k

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:15 PM spam

>vapes into camera

legorhin Oct 19, 2019 9:15 PM spam

i wish he had a discord chat overlay visible so the voices could be tied to names

Gent Oct 19, 2019 9:15 PM spam

That's gonna be a major yippie-i-yikes from me

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:15 PM spam

I know most of the voices

taxes Oct 19, 2019 9:15 PM spam

so it works for me

Dan K. Meme Oct 19, 2019 9:15 PM spam

i didn't realize vaping was such a polarizing thing here