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why

because its october

ONE MONTH

FROM

NO NUT NOVEMBER

XD

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Haha these are so funny 😂

fuelpump

who steals a hamster

I was disappointed when I saw the arrest was over a petty crime

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGY0Bw5VAAA9CWh?format=png&name=small

fuck blizzard though

lol

Fuck blizzard

ResetEra almost was right with something. But then they dropped it again

Yes, china, the capitalist paradise

what?

i also support the independence of California, but why are they talking about 9/11?

?

Bugmen have no souls, that's why

they proved it was a sex-trafficker

Thanks umbreon

Lol

How to fix people like umbreon: https://i.imgur.com/96r2FEP.png

its really bad

:O

bad for what reason

They aped the opening of batman begins

MC is excessively unlikable

it is very poorly made and about strong lesbianz

is it an actually bad movie or are they mad because it's "progressive"

it is actually bad

it is also progressive

She got kicked out of the military for being a lesbian, and her black girlfriend gets kidnapped

The villain is another female who is revealed to be bat ma'am's sister

>Looking at batmans suit "this suit is almost perfect" - Man responds " It is the literal definition of perfection"- she femtorts "It will be, when it fits a woman"

I'M A WOMAN

She breaks into the batcave and steals all of bruce wayne's gadgets

just watch the trailer fire

Embeds are fucked today

yeah

alright yeah so it's not really a batman movie, it's just a movie about this so-called female oppression

its not a movie either

It's a show for one

it is a shitty tv show

oh fuck

yikes

shows are basically just

movies that are cut up

its not even a (((netflix))) tv show

like how they split the hobbit into 3

The hobbit could've been a show

depends on the show max, some shows are absolutely shows

probably would of been better

the hobbit could have been an anime

trend nowadays seems to be shows as long movies cut up

Yeah like richard and mortimer

That's more of an epic tbh

There's episodic vs serialized

Gasps Onii-chaaaaan jump onto and hugs Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ I missed you sniffs () fuah I love your boy smell Onii-chan (w) , Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? (─‿‿─)♡ Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Kyaaaaa don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaaaack pushes you down ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ. Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh smirks (=-ω-=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? Chuuuuu (ﾉ´ з )ノ kisses you Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! H-hyyaaaaa don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (/▽＼) Ah Ah Don't lick me there it's dirty! Ahhhhhh fuah ah ah (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. (／。＼) Heeeee I-it hurts. (>_<) SWow dwon ah ah MMMH O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuuuu! AHHHHHHH MMMHHH AH Hah Hah hah O-ONIII-CHAAANN you baka why did you do it inside? ヽ(д´)ノ W-well if it felt good for you i'm happy, b-but make sure you take responsibility. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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