Ohio is the worst U.S. State by far. I hate everything about the damn state. The fucking weather is awful. Your sports teams all suck massive donkey cock. Your flag tries to be fucking quirky and weird and just ends up looking like a special ed kid made it as his Call Of Duty Emblem. Your state has no interesting history, you were after the revolution and before manifest destiny, nor did anything occur during the War of 1812 there. You have nothing interesting to do there, no landmarks or tourist attractions. Your state has no interesting industry that makes it special. We could remove you from our union and nothing would change resource-wise. You are just a carbon copy of Michigan, but instead of having a distinct and cool shape and having good sports teams, you have nothing. The incompetent middle child of the U.S., right in the middle of anything interesting in our nation's history. Fuck you, Ohio. I despise you.
Even Garfield fucking hates the state, probably as much as Mondays.
Fuck your bitch-ass state.