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Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:35 AM spam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI

Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures

He’s a whole new speed of hero. Watch the new trailer for Sonic The Hedgehog, in theatres this November. #SonicMovie SONIC THE HEDGEHOG is a live-action adve...

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:35 AM spam

a film to rival end game for the box office record

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:37 AM spam

How can we live in a world where detective pikachu might be okay but this abomination exists

VinnyG Apr 30, 2019 10:38 AM spam

Because Hollywood's take is "oh this franchise is popular? It'll make us money with no effort!"

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:39 AM spam

Jim Carrey is eggman

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:39 AM spam

what the fuck

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:39 AM spam

no

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:39 AM spam

bad

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2019 10:39 AM spam

stop

mada003 Apr 30, 2019 1:33 PM spam

i was hoping for them to at least look like eggman reeeee

taxes Apr 30, 2019 3:11 PM spam

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taxes Apr 30, 2019 3:11 PM spam

i sat in the library a lot today

taxes Apr 30, 2019 3:11 PM spam

found this gem

Rusp Apr 30, 2019 3:12 PM spam

You know how to play the accordion?

taxes Apr 30, 2019 3:12 PM spam

yes

Rusp Apr 30, 2019 3:12 PM spam

Very impressive

Gent Apr 30, 2019 3:13 PM spam

One of my favorites pieces is on the accordion

Gent Apr 30, 2019 3:14 PM spam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

Spider-Man 2: The Game Pizza Theme

Only the greatest song in the history of the entire world. This music gets you so pumped to deliver some PIZZAS.

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Rusp Apr 30, 2019 3:14 PM spam

Your jokes are too obvious gent

legorhin Apr 30, 2019 4:33 PM spam

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1123289100088369153?s=19

I'm not sure how comfortable I am with them using a parody of "Amish Paradise" in the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.

taxes Apr 30, 2019 4:36 PM spam

excuse me

taxes Apr 30, 2019 4:36 PM spam

did sonic just

taxes Apr 30, 2019 4:36 PM spam

use a ring

taxes Apr 30, 2019 4:36 PM spam

as a portal

taxes Apr 30, 2019 4:37 PM spam

i dont want to say it

taxes Apr 30, 2019 4:37 PM spam

but i honestly think the movie will not be bad

VinnyG Apr 30, 2019 5:12 PM spam

Are you sure it's a ring and not one of dr strange's portals

taxes Apr 30, 2019 5:17 PM spam

https://i.imgur.com/5IVCm6o.png

taxes Apr 30, 2019 5:17 PM spam

it makes the ring sound

taxes Apr 30, 2019 5:18 PM spam

and sonic throws it

taxes Apr 30, 2019 5:18 PM spam

he uses the ring

taxes Apr 30, 2019 5:18 PM spam

as a portal

legorhin Apr 30, 2019 7:32 PM spam

i wasn't expecting this trailer to be quite this bad

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:34 PM spam

I'm looking forward to it

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:34 PM spam

It's looks so bad, that it'll be fun

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:35 PM spam

I already know someone who is for sure going

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:35 PM spam

also

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:35 PM spam

the final part got a laugh out of me

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:35 PM spam

i honestly do not think itll be horrible

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:35 PM spam

if it makes fun of itself

legorhin Apr 30, 2019 7:36 PM spam

its like someone tried to make the worst possible sonic movie you could

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:36 PM spam

The scene with eggman and the military was what I want out of a sonic movie

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:36 PM spam

campy, retarded shit

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:37 PM spam

rather than trying to make Sonic cool somehow

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:37 PM spam

^

legorhin Apr 30, 2019 7:37 PM spam

they just need to make sure sonic is barefoot for 90% of the movie and it will outsell End Game

Gent Apr 30, 2019 7:37 PM spam

What about respecting the fans, bro?

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:37 PM spam

i honestly think itll be fine

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

I'm more likely to go see this Sonic trainwreck, than I am to go see Detective Pikachu in theatres

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

Even if Det. Pikachu looks legitimately good

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

^

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

I unironically

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

want tos ee this movie int heaters

Dan K. Meme Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

ok sonic fan

Dan K. Meme Apr 30, 2019 7:38 PM spam

Kappa

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:39 PM spam

Max is just waiting for Tails to show up

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:39 PM spam

or Papa Knuckles

Dan K. Meme Apr 30, 2019 7:39 PM spam

& Knuckles

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

See

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

I am an unironic sonic fan

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

but in a weird way

Dan K. Meme Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

goodbye max

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

i dont actually care about sonic

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

at all

Dan K. Meme Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

its been nice knowing you

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

i just like the games

Gent Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

So

Gent Apr 30, 2019 7:40 PM spam

A sonic fan

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

sonic series fan

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

not a

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

OwO SONIC DADDY

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

fan

Gent Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

That's

Dan K. Meme Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

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taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:41 PM spam

i have to explicity explain theres a difference

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:42 PM spam

I'm the one who admitted that I really liked Sonic and the 7 Rings

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2019 7:42 PM spam

And I still cringe thinking about how much I remember liking that stupid final boss

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:43 PM spam

why

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:43 PM spam

am i yellow now

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:43 PM spam

can you

taxes Apr 30, 2019 7:43 PM spam

remove pikas color from em