spam

It's "going somewhere with people you like"

Problem is part 2 of that statement

He’s going somewhere with small children?

So go somewhere with me?

Just invite your best friend Max, Pika

^^

As me and pika are best friends

I go out to dinner and boardgame places with my university friends sometimes, we are all busy

Great timing both of you

max, full discloser, you show up in canada, I will drop my work and hang out with you

Okay guys

Let’s all meet up at minecon

Is that a better or worse offer than you made to me Pika?

I need to know whether to feel slighted

Spooky is the only person I would be worried about meeting

better because I know you would've shown up if I said that

rusp

I might consider making a police report if there were a phijkchu meetup at minecon

same

if i didn't die or get molested

its fine

I told you that you could show up but I don't know what we would do if you did and if you brought me something I could not justify owning I was not taking it

You not getting molested is the biggest proof that you are not actually a child and that was all a meme

I mean, Max knows what you're getting

And it's not "life ruining"

i do?

Maybe this was a plan by both of you to lower my guard

Then when you meet with me you’ll actually kill and rape me

rusp, you could take spooky in a fight

Rusp, I am very unlikely to kill you, I will just make fun of you for not having legs

Not scared of you pika

just meet me and then spooky can meet me, then you met spooky by proxy

he means spooky.

Rusp is probably, not just in the best shape, but the only one here in good shape

oof

Max is betting on Rusp to win now

I know what he meant, comment 2 was why I said that

I am currently not in good shape

I can’t run

then itd be even

nor am I Rusp

Remember to go for the knee if it comes to blows, though

I am in great shape

I’m in OK shape

a circle

is a good shape

idk i took a walk yesterday

pika

sphere*

im in insane shape

still a good shape

You did football

I’ve retained some of my conditioning

no you are 2 dimensional

until proven not

Not a ton

Though I’ve been doing jogging and stuff lately

Rusp, we've kind of let the mud wrastlin' meme slip

So you're like one of those slow and strong enemies

Anyways, rusp you seriously shouldn't be afraid of spooky

Sure

I’m afraid he will be armed

oh

Do you have a boulder throw programmed for ranged attacks

then maybe

You have a rifle too Rusp

he only has 2 arms

I’m not bringing a rifle with me to meet you

Well there's your mistake

Shotgun, spooky

I’m bringing a shotgun

i brought a knife

I assume Max had a friend in the bushes, with a gun on me at all times

Hence, why they asked me if I was a cop

get yourself one of those explodey vests

There you go

Disabled man with a gun? What is this, bloodborne???