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Seaman is a game i never knew i need to know about https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985/clip/WealthySpicyWolfBlargNaut

>Dreamcast game

No wonder it looks crazy

its fucking insane

they eat eachother, have baby voices at first

fuck through tubes

insult you

OKAY WHAT

THIS GAME IS FROM 1999

AND ITS TALKING ABOUT MODERN ISSUES

AND STARBUCKS

I swear

If you tell me it references 9/11

I'm calling the feds

To let them know their secrets got out?

And I've seen other channels cover that seaman game, looked really strange

its mentioning john f kennedy

epic

hackers are definitely going to be able to put that much alternative code on your sex robot without you noticing

At most they could destroy your dick

1999 game

talking about

gay marige

should women say things

violence in video games

what the fuck

Howdy! My name is Ruspert, but you can call me Rusp! I'm a single Ohian male who lives with his parents, onii-chan Donnel, and a younger sister. Did you catch that? I said "onii-chan". That's Japanese alright, and you know what that means? I like anime! Well I don't just liiiikeeee anime, I love it! Anime is so gosh darn great (mind my language xD). I really like it when there are deep emotional scenes, and epic action sequences. Sometimes I wish I could do the things they do in anime, but I'm a cripple so I'll never be able to run like Naruto or Midoriya... Not to be gloomy or anything, sorry! Anyyyyyhow, I'm glad to meet you and I hope we can be friends, I like video games (like Minecraft, Fortnite and Roblox), I like anime (like Naruto, My Hero, and School Days) and I like sports (Sadly I can't play because my aforementioned crippled limb). I'm also quite sweet and people find me enjoyable to be around, and to add onto it, I don't discriminate at all, and welcome every race, gender, or species with open arms! While being the buff and strong man I am, I can also be quite dependable you know? I'm Lawful Good on the alignment chart, and I'm a paragon of what it means to be a good citizen. I'm also a die-hard Christan, but I won't persecute or discriminate against non-believers, infact, I'll try to win you over! So I hope you enjoy me! :)

excuse me what

the heck

?

is there something wrong

ok

ok

K.O.

owned

There was no effort!

That was a sick burn rusp

And poor max

Ok I’ll put in some effort

There's actually layers to that one, max

shes offline

Get writting Rusp A bar has been set for you to overcome

ok it’s good

she cant even see these insults

I already did it

I can’t get any better than that

Remember that fanfiction contest jim held

how cucked do you feel that jim will never do the fanfic constest rusp?

:(

fucking gent beat me to it

I’ll be ok

to be fair, I don't know why I kept it going, I just really thought the line about onii-chan and liking anime was very funny to me in my head

Like a true artist

I don’t understand why you started writing it in the first place

i wasn't

i have erratic thoughts

you misspelled erotic

No comment

dad

woah

Excuse me

XD turned into dad

that’s wil

d

You just called him dad

i think somehow the line "I just said onii-chan and that's Japanese" got stuck in my head

I’m pretty sure that I’ve never said that

No wait

I did once

Large male sibling!

"Howdy! My name is Ruspert, but you can call me Rusp! I'm a single Ohian male who lives with his parents, onii-chan Donnel, and a younger sister. Did you catch that? I said "onii-chan". That's Japanese alright, and you know what that means? I like anime! Well I don't just liiiikeeee anime, I love it! Anime is so gosh darn great (mind my language xD). I really like it when there are deep emotional scenes, and epic action sequences. Sometimes I wish I could do the things they do in anime, but I'm a cripple so I'll never be able to run like Naruto or Midoriya... Not to be gloomy or anything, sorry! Anyyyyyhow, I'm glad to meet you and I hope we can be friends, I like video games (like Minecraft, Fortnite and Roblox), I like anime (like Naruto, My Hero, and School Days) and I like sports (Sadly I can't play because my aforementioned crippled limb). I'm also quite sweet and people find me enjoyable to be around, and to add onto it, I don't discriminate at all, and welcome every race, gender, or species with open arms! While being the buff and strong man I am, I can also be quite dependable you know? I'm Lawful Good on the alignment chart, and I'm a paragon of what it means to be a good citizen. I'm also a die-hard Christan, but I won't persecute or discriminate against non-believers, infact, I'll try to win you over! So I hope you enjoy me! :)" -Rusp 2019

nope it is a quote now

you did in fact say it

Damn