spam

yeah

that fucking shit

and then they don't matter in the end because he learns the magic word that makes him win

yep

and somehow the king doesn't know that magic doesn't need words

The mind battles with magic are just retarded imo

"How do I let eragon beat this impossibly strong bad guy I made"

THAT TOO

I REMEMBER THT

The """"mind battles"""

Magic in that world is autistically overpowered

aparently i do not remember any of this plot

rip

probably for the best

did you read past book 1?

to be fair the last time i read an eragon book

i think so?

waas actually like 5+ years agop

book 1 doesn't matter

^

i read them in college once

what

so maybe 3 years ago

they're like books for kids

in like 5th grade

we read shonen manga max

so

those are picture books

i read the first eragon book in 4th? grade

seems accurate

then i read the entire harry potter series in 6th grade

and artemis fowl in 6th grade

thats all i can remeber for books being read in grades

did you read to the time loop?

time loop of what

artemis fowl

In artemis fowl?

I read them all

theree was time stuff but i barely remeber it

i remeber he saw his younger self or something?

I actually don't remeber almost anything other than the first book of artemis fowl

like theres a few things i can rember

like they break into a facility in one

artemis gets magic at one point

and he gets mag-

yeah

he's like

very slightly

part magic race

he doesn't get magic like he does in the late books

then i remeber reading erotic stories online of him and the girl who's a cop or something

like his interactions with the demon world give him actual powers

Arty swaps an eye with holly

oh thats what it is

thats her name

holly

And they kiss

how about Ranger's Apprentice?

i loved those

i only read one book

my library didnt have them all

or they were always checked out

i do not remember

now that i think about it

the apprentice stops being an apprentice about half way through the series

LNs are only supplementing my feeling for shitty fantasy books

No wonder I like them so much

i think i read all of them except the last one

I read a lot as a kid

like a lot

the librarian at my middle school even let me take 5 books out at a time since I read them so much/so fast

My middle school got rid of the library entirely

We had one in High school again

I'm not even sure what they replaced it with

Rather, I can't remember

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