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legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

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legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

watch this clip to see how bad it gets

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

Just look at how much of the battles are left to cgi

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

The man didn't want to direct that mess

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

lol

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

honestly

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

fantasy stories into movies

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

arent a good idea

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

i would say video games would bebetter

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

but

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

into live action movies at least

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

eragon game

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

ha

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

hahah

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

aha

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

i own the eragon ds game

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

man you must of really

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

liked eragon

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:42 PM spam

no i found it for liek $2 at gamestop

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:42 PM spam

oh

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:42 PM spam

i dont remeber much about the middle of the plot of eragon

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

i remeber he fucks around with some dwarves for a month or two

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

and then goes and fucks around with some elves

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

then he goes back to the dwarves

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

then he goes back to the elves

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

then he goes back to the dwarves

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

and then i remeber that like

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

He becomes a vegetarian

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

that too

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:43 PM spam

Then gives up on it because vegetarians are pussies

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

he becomes a vegan who eats meat

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

Well, he had to eat a lizard because he was stranded and starving

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

man and then

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

he starts killing men by the thousands

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

where were all the dragons again

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

the eggs*

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

in a pocket dimension or something

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

right?

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

or whatever it was

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

on an island

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

yes but

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

werent they foloowing him at somepoint

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

Right, there were secret eggs kept by dragon souls

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:44 PM spam

in a pocket dimension or something stupid

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:45 PM spam

he puts them in a pocket dimension after he finds them

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:45 PM spam

ywa

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:45 PM spam

yeah

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:45 PM spam

that fucking shit

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:45 PM spam

and then they don't matter in the end because he learns the magic word that makes him win

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

yep

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

and somehow the king doesn't know that magic doesn't need words

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

The mind battles with magic are just retarded imo

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

"How do I let eragon beat this impossibly strong bad guy I made"

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

THAT TOO

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

I REMEMBER THT

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:46 PM spam

The """"mind battles"""

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

Magic in that world is autistically overpowered

Dan K. Meme Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

aparently i do not remember any of this plot

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

rip

Dan K. Meme Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

probably for the best

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

did you read past book 1?

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

to be fair the last time i read an eragon book

Dan K. Meme Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

i think so?

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

waas actually like 5+ years agop

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

book 1 doesn't matter

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:47 PM spam

^

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

i read them in college once

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

what

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

so maybe 3 years ago

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

they're like books for kids

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

in like 5th grade

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

we read shonen manga max

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

so

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

those are picture books

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

i read the first eragon book in 4th? grade

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:48 PM spam

seems accurate

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:49 PM spam

then i read the entire harry potter series in 6th grade

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:49 PM spam

and artemis fowl in 6th grade

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:49 PM spam

thats all i can remeber for books being read in grades

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:49 PM spam

did you read to the time loop?

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:49 PM spam

time loop of what