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legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

and i'll read book 5 when it comes out

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

it came out

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

lol

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

the side story isn't book 5

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

oh

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

gay

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

when is book 5 then

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

i own that book

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

and what will it be called

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

after he writes his scifi book

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

i havent read the side story yet

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:33 PM spam

is it

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

""""good""""

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

i haven't read it yet either

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

....

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

and its volume 1

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

blegh

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

i think

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

I wish he didnt keep the series going

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:34 PM spam

should of just left it dead

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

Lord of the rings is better than eragon because the moral of eragon is "diversity is our strength"

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

is it

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

it is

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

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taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

v o l u m e 1

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

lord of the rings is better than eragon for a lot of reasons

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

Eragon is not very good

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:35 PM spam

but i like it

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

Haven't read lotr, but the movies are enjoyable

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

the books are

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

enjoyable

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

the books are way better

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

mmm

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

theyre a bit better

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

I got bored through reading book 1

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

but i think the only time id say a book is 10000x better than the movie

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

is the hobbit

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

which isnt even a lotr

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:36 PM spam

book*

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

You saw the hobbit movies?

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

No.

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

but I know theyre bad

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

i did they were awful

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

how can you turn

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

a single book

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

i just cant

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

by just making everything up

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

It's not a good story for a movie to begin with

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

^

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:37 PM spam

its a kids book

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

https://i.imgur.com/C92Un7W.png

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

YEAH

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

THAT BATTLE THAT

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

LASTS LIKE 5 PAGES

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

But studio pressures forced peter jackson to muck it up even more

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

THATS NOTE VEN A bATTLE

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

THERES ROMANCE BETWEEN AN ELF AND A DWARF

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

huh

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

There's theories out there that he purposefully made it more ridiculous than it needed to be

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

Out of spite

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:38 PM spam

THERE'S A RECURRING DWARF VILLAIN

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

orc

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

not dwarf

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

Legolas comes back so he could get cucked by a the dwarf who dies

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

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legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:39 PM spam

watch this clip to see how bad it gets

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

Just look at how much of the battles are left to cgi

Gent Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

The man didn't want to direct that mess

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

lol

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

honestly

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:40 PM spam

fantasy stories into movies

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

arent a good idea

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

i would say video games would bebetter

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

but

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

into live action movies at least

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

eragon game

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

ha

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

hahah

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

aha

legorhin Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

i own the eragon ds game

taxes Feb 17, 2019 10:41 PM spam

man you must of really