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Rusp, can you diagnose what might be wrong with this guy?

Pika, if you'd like to take a crack at it, you can be the honorary Dr.Spooky

no idea

What am I looking at

His kneecap is like up around his thigh

He’s gay

He’s been on his knees sucking too much dick

Case closed

Man, you really can't see it good

Anyway, his knee went missing

It’s like when your testicle recedes into you body

Mine don't try to hide up in my elbow though

It’s no big deal

This is normal

Rusp, if we ever meet up, we should exchange testicles

It'd be like a longrunning prank

Where we each knock our wives up with each others kid

I don’t want aids, Spooky

Nor would I want to give my wife aids

But see, it wouldn't be YOUR aids

So you couldn't be held at fault

Rusp, this is a raw deal you're getting

I think I’d be better off if I never saw you

In real life

Rusp, it's already planned out htough

I'm going to visit all the Phijkchu

uh huh

We're not phijkchu

Have fun with that

We don't have a pokey man picked out

pokey

Also rusp, the back man you wife will be cheating on you with, will give her aids anyway

i'll just take an extended fishing trip up to Beavercreek one weekend Stop by your place on the way

It'll be fun Rusp

You’ll get aids from your dog, porygon

Beavercreek

Is that an innuendo?

Cute

Lion?

Dragon?

Abra

aliens

Lizards

Rocks in the shape of a porygon

Ducks

Geese

Geese aids

Oh no

geese

Those are deadly

if you're lucky you get geese aids

a more quick death

geese

I joined the geese to kill humanity

I can’t even comprehend what that could mean

Geese can't actually hurt you very badly

All they do is scare you

I disagree

They’re notorious rapist

Perfect for canadians I guess

The geese here are fucking vicious

They take young boys and girls to their lairs

That’s why pika hates them

spooky?

They’re competition

you only seed the weedsmoking ones who travel south

the ones who stay north will rip you kidney out

>flat round bill

>webbed feet over talons

Just kick the goose in the skull

geese on my campus do not migrate

Birds have weak bones

they stay there year round