spam

we're in the bizarro timeline

Google found 5 girls and paid them to make games

1 of them (who was an actual gamer and wanted to be a game dev) made a real game

The other 4 made shitty mobile games and talked about their art degrees

which is the real one

This one

Not that it's wildly impressive, but compare this to what the other ones did

FFS this one is about matching colors as far as I can tell

WATCH THE VIDEO OF THE MAZU GIRL

SHE HAS

POKLEMON TOYS

"I DO NOT WANT TO REPEAT THIS CYCLE OF GENDER-BASED PANDERING IN THE FUTURE"

I saw that Verizon

https://i.imgur.com/whRBIfI.png

there

is so many

What do you call this gamer girl challenge if not gender based pandering

BUT

Gent at the end of the video one of the girls says something to the tune of "If not for challenges like this, girls wouldn't even be making games"

EVERYTHING MUST BE EQUAL

https://play.google.com/about/changethegame/static/images/Palette3.jpg

This game

you adjust the color percentages to match the top color

That's one of the 5 finalist games

https://play.google.com/about/changethegame/static/images/Palette2.jpg

https://play.google.com/about/changethegame/static/images/Palette-MOCKUP-TitleMenu.jpg

I think we all know this isn't the ultimate pump

ATTENTION EPIC GAMERSVOICEOVERPETE NEEDS OUR HELPhttps://www.twitch.tv/voiceoverpete

Young cousin while playing Fortnite: "That guy's got a cool skin, he's an OG"

What's OG mean to him you ask? "I'm not sure, overall good player?"

lol

fucking no

that cereal looks gross

KEK

Everyone is here though

man

woman

that's just

disgusting

I'm glad max can agree

The whole wheat Wheaties would just ruin it

Did someone say hot garbage?

Frosted flakes and rice crispiees go with anything

That's real btw

That might be the fattest person ever depicted on a political poster like that

3 chins

is that you pika

idk spoky

it might be 4

that first chin looks like its hiding something

Taft only had 2 chins

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/3a/77/113a77fb4bfc792debdbfd505107ac4c.gif

I yearn to eventually meet someone who's so fat that their ears have been subsumed by fat

Pika, are you at that stage yet?

see you soon

How would that even happen

I imagine the same way fat people's penises are Rusp

teh

Not you too Max already makes fun of me for my disability

I already did

It’s just very weird how that’s your most common misspell

It follows me across all my computers and keyboards too

Start misspelling it on purpose

Then you’ll start correctly spelling it

Should I also start drinking soy, to see if it has the opposite effect on me

Of course

Oh boy

Start today

"Sorry mom, I can't have Thanksgiving, I've got my soylent regimen"

Convince the blacks to start taking soy

I'd have better luck getting them to start GFuel