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Spooky Phijkchu Aug 30, 2018 7:06 PM spam

https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/18/health/nfl-no-tackle-football-kids/index.html

Former NFLers call to end tackle football for kids

Hall of Famers and researchers called for an end to tackle football for kids younger than 14.

www.cnn.com

Spooky Phijkchu Aug 30, 2018 7:06 PM spam

They're coming for our actual sportsball too

Phijkchu_Giratina Aug 30, 2018 7:08 PM spam

WutFace

taxes Aug 30, 2018 7:08 PM spam

just

taxes Aug 30, 2018 7:08 PM spam

ban everything

legorhin Aug 30, 2018 8:06 PM spam

no more football

legorhin Aug 30, 2018 8:06 PM spam

more futbol

Bopit Aug 30, 2018 9:52 PM spam

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-recommends-pouring-all-pumpkin-spice-flavored-beverages-down-drain-immediately/

FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down D...

U.S —As the nation plunges headlong into another fall season, the FDA has officially recommended pouring all pumpkin spice flavored beverages down the nearest drain immediately. Stressing that they are “all just completely abhorrent and disgusting,” a spokesman for the ...

babylonbee.com

Phijkchu_Dialga Aug 30, 2018 10:16 PM spam

is that article real or fake

Bopit Aug 30, 2018 10:21 PM spam

I assume it is satire

Gent Aug 30, 2018 11:32 PM spam

Tackle football normalizes the homosexual lifestyle

legorhin Aug 31, 2018 6:37 PM spam

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Gent Aug 31, 2018 6:47 PM spam

That is quite the schnoz

mada003 Aug 31, 2018 6:47 PM spam

VinnyG Aug 31, 2018 6:50 PM spam

Considering part of the card is visible there’s a fair chance somebody can see it coming

Bopit Aug 31, 2018 6:52 PM spam

what if

Bopit Aug 31, 2018 6:52 PM spam

the card backs

Bopit Aug 31, 2018 6:53 PM spam

are yu gi oh card backs

Bopit Aug 31, 2018 6:53 PM spam

what then vinny

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 31, 2018 6:53 PM spam

notice the yu gi oh card is smaller than the others

VinnyG Aug 31, 2018 6:55 PM spam

You can see the card backs on the person across from the picture taker.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 31, 2018 6:56 PM spam

okay, but hear me out vinny

VinnyG Aug 31, 2018 6:56 PM spam

A typical playing card deck has the same back, and since it’s not a tcg they’re unlikely to have sleeves

Phijkchu_Pikachu Aug 31, 2018 6:56 PM spam

what if the yu gi oh card has a regular card back

VinnyG Aug 31, 2018 6:56 PM spam

It is not in a sleeve it is very unlikely to be pulled off convincingly

Bopit Aug 31, 2018 7:03 PM spam

what if they tapped a regular card back to the back of the card

Bopit Aug 31, 2018 7:04 PM spam

however you spell tape with an ed

Gent Aug 31, 2018 7:09 PM spam

Taped

legorhin Aug 31, 2018 7:10 PM spam

tapir

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 1, 2018 9:29 PM spam

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Spooky Phijkchu Sep 1, 2018 9:30 PM spam

Officially the 5th largest boxing event of all time

taxes Sep 1, 2018 9:30 PM spam

100 million?

taxes Sep 1, 2018 9:30 PM spam

jesus christ

taxes Sep 1, 2018 9:30 PM spam

also

taxes Sep 1, 2018 9:30 PM spam

why the

taxes Sep 1, 2018 9:31 PM spam

((( )))

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 1, 2018 9:32 PM spam

He's an Austrian-Jew

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 1, 2018 9:38 PM spam

I wonder how big the drop-off will be for the rematch

Spooky Phijkchu Sep 2, 2018 9:19 AM spam

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/police-say-free-candy-van-not-a-threat-to-public

Police say 'Free Candy' van not a threat to public

Ottawa police have closed their investigation into a cargo van with the words “Free Candy” on the side panel that had caused a stir on social media when the van was spotted in Centretow…

ottawacitizen.com

sadlala64 Sep 2, 2018 3:12 PM spam

🤔

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 2, 2018 5:04 PM spam

https://twitter.com/danielzklein/status/1035725651339173888

So yes, in the interest of justice, equality, and fairness, men need to be excluded sometimes. That's perfectly fine. Trust me, you'll have about a billion other opportunities that these women won't have. But no, you have to be absolute overgrown toddlers and throw hissy f...

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 2, 2018 5:04 PM spam

contradicting himself in the same tweet

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 2, 2018 5:04 PM spam

>equality

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 2, 2018 5:04 PM spam

>excluding men

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 2, 2018 5:08 PM spam

Further proof League is a bad game made by bad people

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 2, 2018 5:23 PM spam

Man, there are some good satirical threads and shitposting on the league subreddit over this

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Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 2, 2018 5:23 PM spam

oof

Bopit Sep 2, 2018 6:43 PM spam

your logic is absolutly flawless....

legorhin Sep 2, 2018 9:36 PM spam

this is why i block people on discord NotLikeThis

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 10:42 AM spam

https://twitter.com/nagito_eevee/status/1036616269783552000

So last night I was messing with my new Galaxy Note 9 and I drew my D&D character. He is a beeeeeeeear

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 10:42 AM spam

so eevee comes from the Rob school of thought

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 10:42 AM spam

male characters need flowers

Phijkchu_Giratina Sep 3, 2018 10:47 AM spam

Bearsexual my dude

legorhin Sep 3, 2018 11:08 AM spam

https://www.wikihow.com/Report-Illegal-Immigrants

Report Illegal Immigrants

Most illegal immigrants (also known as illegal aliens, undocumented immigrants, and EWI's (Entry Without Inspection)) are normal, hardworking individuals simply pursuing economic opportunity for their family. While improper entry into the...

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Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 12:52 PM spam

https://twitter.com/nagito_eevee/status/1036616269783552000

So last night I was messing with my new Galaxy Note 9 and I drew my D&D character. He is a beeeeeeeear

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 12:52 PM spam

eevee is a furry now

legorhin Sep 3, 2018 12:52 PM spam

https://twitter.com/nagito_eevee/status/1036616269783552000

legorhin Sep 3, 2018 12:53 PM spam

2 hours ago repost

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 12:53 PM spam

oof

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 12:59 PM spam

pika reposted my post

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 4:52 PM spam

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 4:53 PM spam

Kappa

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 4:53 PM spam

I was bored and checking the activity feed

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:53 PM spam

how big are her boobs?

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 4:53 PM spam

none of your business bopit

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:54 PM spam

and can I fuck her after (provided that she is of legal age and somehwhat attractive)?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 3, 2018 4:55 PM spam

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Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 4:55 PM spam

Kappa

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:58 PM spam

I mean

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:58 PM spam

she is the one who wants to use me as a shield

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:58 PM spam

seems like it is my buisness

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:58 PM spam

Kappa

Bopit Sep 3, 2018 4:58 PM spam

then again pika would make a way better shield tbh

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 3, 2018 4:58 PM spam

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222835342808580098/486278034530369566/unknown.png

Gent Sep 4, 2018 1:05 AM spam

Haha, classic Seinfeld bit

Phijkchu_Pikachu Sep 4, 2018 6:06 AM spam

I feel like that white bar is a cropped out Ifunny watermark

legorhin Sep 4, 2018 4:19 PM spam

https://youtu.be/9OZ-yNdKw3o

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Rusp Sep 4, 2018 7:43 PM spam

https://youtu.be/iPdoy_gET7k

#Neat podcast IN THE WOODS!!

Concision is not one of my strong suits.

youtu.be

Rusp Sep 4, 2018 7:44 PM spam

Mentally unstable man rants to himself in the woods for half an hour

Phijkchu_Dialga Sep 4, 2018 7:45 PM spam

why are his eyes red

Rusp Sep 4, 2018 7:46 PM spam

Don’t worry about that