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Don't forget your back-to-school dildo

I'm a hardcore fan of Fate/Grand Order, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Chaldea where I would often train with Mash in the training center and help Romani with his calculations, but one day as I was talking to Mash, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with the director and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for being a master, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Marie said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

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VERY ORIGINAL

2 discords 2 very different reactions

Glad to hear you joined the r/anime official Discord Bopit

oof

gosh watch some good anime bopit

Please tell me this isn't going to catch on

i hope it does

I need to know how this works

backing up or she lays on her side

side is most probable

or maybe they do it like fish

Good old spray over eggs

The tail is clearly the penis

And they just kinda

Shove it in

all dinosaurs are actually male

jurassic park lied

Nah

Female dinosaurs just don’t have tails

Archeologists think they’re finding unfinished fossils

But they’re really just female

Fuck these people

japan is a war crimes denier

wait

what's the QIA

when did they add 3 more letters

you have missed much let me get the full one some of them use

ooooookay

queer, incestual, arborist

Sadly the p is not pedosexual

just wait a couple months, incest will be in there

that last A seems really non-inclusive

as will pedophilia

We prefer maps nowadays to be fair

i can believe incest getting added to that but not pedophillia

To be fair, incest is less bad than pedophilia

oh they're already tryingto make it happen

both are bad though

With medical advancement, the slightly increased chance of birth defects will disappear anyway

http://dailycaller.com/2018/07/09/pedophiles-lgbt-community/

see

maps

it is the subline

Come on Dialga, you're missing the best part of the story

A transgender furry

That's a lot of people falling into nuclear reactors

Apparently the NASA guy didn't even have anything to do with getting the furry fired, he was just trying to look out for her so she doesn't compromise her position