Twas the night before 7 star, and all through the forum
All the users were buzzing with little decorum.
The phones all charging by the bedside with care,
In hopes that awakening crystals soon would be there.
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of STMRs danced on their heads
And in other timezones we'd just woken up,
Looking forward to breaking the 6 star cap.
When out on the server there came such a clatter,
We peered out to see what was the matter.
Outside a young intern-kun, with no salary, healthcare or pension,
Hitting the server with a hammer, shouting "unexpected maintenance extension!".
More rapid than Shadows, his rainbows they came,
And as they descended he called them by name.
"Now Ramza, now Luneth, now 'Landeau, now lightning!"
"On Marie, on 'Lita, on Wilhem, on Olive!"
"Go Finas, go Cecil and go Gilgamesh!"
He turned back to the server and prayed to RNGsus it would work,
He knew if it was still down in the morning we'd think him a jerk.
And as the maintenance continued with no end in sight,
He called "Merry 7 star to all, and to all a goodnight!"
