spam

how is facebook going to make this even more blatantly biased

wow i didn't even notice this on trending

Ha ha, my dudes! Ya boy Phijkchu_tdk just went live! PHIJKCHU RAID :Kappa: https://www.twitch.tv/phijkchu_tdk

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS.

IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO???

>FORESKIN YOUR DAD DESERVED THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF A SON HE RAISED FOR OPTING NOT TO CIRCUMCISE THAT DICK

IT'S NOT TOO LATE THOUGH, BEFORE HE DRIVES YOUR ASS OFF TO JOHNS HOPKINS HE CAN GIVE YOU A QUICK SNIP, LIKE ONLY A FATHER CAN

RIGHT THAT MISTAKE HE MADE 18 YEARS AGO

Good goy!

The devil is upon me

well your a dead man

I'd say I'm sorry for your demise, but I'd be lying

rip in peaces

their children will feed upon your flesh

also tell spooky I said hi

offer them your dick as sacrifice

pretend you are a horse and let spooky siphon some cum from your dick

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Battle Cats. The counterplay is Extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Military Strategy most of the units used will go over a TypicalAverage viewer's head. There's also the Wuffa's insistence of No Gacha Why No Gacha, When You Can GACHA, which is deftly woven into his Characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from njj3400's Uber Onlyliterature, for instance. "The Fans" understand this stuff they have the Intellectual Capacity to truly appreciate the Depths of these strategies, To realize that they're not just Needlessly Difficult- they say something Deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who Dislike Battle Cats truly AREIdiots- Of course they wouldn't appreciate, For instance, the humour joke in Wuffa's revival catchphrase "I'm just following the meta, i looked on YouTube, I looked on the reddit, I use continues. To beat crazed fish I used 30 Cat Food." which itself is a Cryptic Reference to Kaxzer's [Self Insert epic Kaxzer vs the Stories of Legend]. I'm smirking right now just Imagining one of those addlepated simpletonsscratching their heads in confusion as Wuffa's Strategiesunfold themself on their computer screens. What Fools...How I pity them. ~ ~ ~ IT'S A GAME ABOUT TAPPING BOXES FOR F SAKE

can we set a limit on how many memes karp can post per day?

and by memes I mean

"memes"

That's bs i don't post often at all

karp please

you've been non-stop posting

all week

That is false

I do not do non-stop posting

Stop lying

hasn't like 100% of your activity lately been posting memes

fire

its "memes"

Is not like i have anything to say in any of the other channels that people would actually care about fire gdi

oh

is this you saying we care about your memes

because no we don't

so stop that as well then

damn

If i talk about anything in the other channels people will get all annoyed so i just do memes instead

fire telling karp to just fuck off

you're being more annoying with the memes than you would be with saying stupid shit in conversations

so that's not a valid point

Max did the same thing

So you think max is also annoying then?

yes i hate max's memes

but she actually does more than just post shitty memes

so still

your points are invalid

@taxes fire is insulting your memes defend yourself

Fire you played stellaris right?

please don't post more memes

I post random copypastas i find

some people enjoy them

some people are grossed out by them

its funny

Fine fire i won't share any memes meant for you

nobody enjoys them

You can't actually know that

You making an assumption

Which i can say is most likely false

Since only the vocal minority don't like my memes

the vocal minority you speak of

is also everyone actually active in the server

everyone else is dead

Not true

Well i'll keep posting my memes every once in a blue moon idc if the vocal minority hate them

"VOCAL MINORITY"

I have thought some of Karp's memes are SOMEWHAT funny, but I have never full on laughed at them

plus no one enoys the FF ones

I rarely post ff memes here

I- https://napevation.com/

thanks for the virus