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Wednesday, May 30, 2018
i am not and never was unironically a communist
sorry karp, what was that?
i couldn't hear you over my censorship
also
i'm pretty sure i remember explaining what a gulag is to binny before
binny is actually useless
you can't just say that about jinny fir
i'm sure it would be more productive trying to teach jake about communism
he just has lots of brain damage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf6-KFyPklk watch to the end
ew
star wars
gross
Ha ha, my dudes! Ya boy PHIJKCHU_Pikachu just went live! PHIJKCHU RAID :Kappa: https://www.twitch.tv/phijkchu_pikachu
Thursday, May 31, 2018
@Bopit this meme is for you https://youtu.be/HMFX58_DCcI
why are you so obsessed with posting memes now, karp?
that's not what i asked
you've been actually posting them in here
why
Tsundere Sharks are my favorite sharks lewd
The Light is now live on https://www.twitch.tv/xbrox_54 !
Go pay tribute
This is seriously the most surreal stream ever
39:00 onward is the best part
Please YouTube, don't take this down
The chat makes it
Friday, June 1, 2018
Ha ha, my dudes! Ya boy Phijkchu_tdk just went live! PHIJKCHU RAID :Kappa: https://www.twitch.tv/phijkchu_tdk
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Ha ha, my dudes! Ya boy Phijkchu_tdk just went live! PHIJKCHU RAID :Kappa: https://www.twitch.tv/phijkchu_tdk
Like Life, Rule 110 is known to be Turing complete.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_110
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS.
IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO???
>FORESKIN
YOUR DAD DESERVED THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF A SON HE RAISED FOR OPTING NOT TO CIRCUMCISE THAT DICK
IT'S NOT TOO LATE THOUGH, BEFORE HE DRIVES YOUR ASS OFF TO JOHNS HOPKINS HE CAN GIVE YOU A QUICK SNIP, LIKE ONLY A FATHER CAN
RIGHT THAT MISTAKE HE MADE 18 YEARS AGO