spam

Why would I do this

Also I don’t think my friend would fit in here, as he is of the type that likes fortnite and Gucci gang

So... he's 12

he did it

Actually

That's perfect

1-800-668-6868

there you are

The latter is most likely ironically

I can’t imagine anyone actually enjoying that song

also do not call that number

Rusp I don't think you understand We have an 11 year old, but no 12 year old

We need kids of all ages in this cult

My friend is Asian though

Isn’t this a white supremacist cult

Perfect, then we won't need BlackMage back

Rusp, 99% of the people I see are asian

More specifically he’s Mongolian

oh nvm

he is the bad kind

Even better, they can help us Mexican-proof the wall

I would but

I’m trying to figure out the best way to describe his personality

He’s very

Rusp, if you just claimed he was a girl, then we could say we didn't want him

he’s a she

We already have one of those and a backup for good measure

w h a t

Which one is the real one and which one is the backup

idk, given that Max leaves most often, I guess xBrox is the backup

I just realized that my friend would fit in very well

Here’s some more context to our conversation that explains my thoughts

He’ll fit right in

invite the lad

Rusp, can this lad mud wrestle with us?

No

Perfect

He can make you two look even bigger by comparison

its perfect

Shorter lads have more expansive colons

I’d prefer to not kill one of my childhood friends

Rusp, the childhood friend never wins the MC bowl

Tell him he should give up

What does that even mean

Main character bowl?

ok

What does that mean

In a harem, the girls must compete to be head wife

like Senjogahara

like a number of animu

Rusp has watched Monogatari, so i listed the head wife from that series

Oh

I see

So he’ll never be the head of my harem

siblings have a better chance than childhood friends

^

Exactly, no matter how much he spreads his anus for you, you'll never truly accept himm

It's a fact of life

childhood friends are basically siblings but with less of a bond

they do not stand a chance

I have a twin sister

So let’s just

Not talk about this

be glad you aren't in anime

is she cute

wait, twin

are you cute

invite her to the server Kappa

of course

is she younger or older?

nice

she is younger

Are you her oni-chan

stop

why do I tell you people about my personal life

her demon?