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i got gang banged by a group of gorillas in africa at the age of 1. Simple and I snapped for a good bit back a bit ago and like he basically approached me one night and told me he was horny. Me, being naive and slightly dumb, fell in (because he did pressure me to send shit). So yeah that happened, but then afterwards i asked if we would be a thing and he basically gave me a bunch of bullshit like no and stuff. Also, after that he started to ignore me and blocked me from Snap, just because i was asking if he was okay and wanted to talk. So this wasn't the first time he did this to someone, he did the same shit to Em (not sure if you guys know her or not), but he basically masterbated to an underaged girl, and it creeped her out. If you need proof i have all the proof for you on my phone. dms, etc. Occulto has the proof from Em's situation.
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I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL NAE NAE WHIP YOU FAM, I WILL DOUGIE ON U LIKE HIT THAT STANKY LEG IF U AINT CAREFUL HOMIES, ROLL UP TO UR HOME LIKE SKRRRRT GRATTATATA, HIT U WITH THE GLOCK HOMIE, I ROLL 3 DEEP WITH MY GANG BRO - WATCH OUT FOR THE SHOOTERS BRO, WE GON GET CHU LIKE THEY AINT NO TOMORROW IF U AINT CAREFUL HOME SLICE, I SWEAR MY BOY SKRATTA MIGHT PULL OUT THE CARBINE ON U LIKE PEW PEW PEW, PULL UP IN OUR VEHICLES AND POP U ON UR DOME HOMIE
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why are children so fuckng austistic jesus christ this white kid just asked me if i seen something weird like thefuckdo i know about that you cunt ive never seen a fucking ghost or anythinga t this house whaaddyay think i am you fUKCING NIGGR
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The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust. However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place. In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
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There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them. Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand. The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
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Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform. When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy. And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.

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