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legorhin Feb 2, 2018 2:35 PM spam

http://www.clickhole.com/article/inclusivity-win-marvel-will-now-have-bruce-banner--7259

Inclusivity Win! Marvel Will Now Have Bruce Banner Briefly Turn Into A Honduran Man Before Transforming Into The Hulk

Good news, comics fans! Marvel is stepping up for diversity in a major way. From now on, whenever Bruce Banner transforms into the Hulk, he’ll briefly turn into a Honduran man first.Finally! It’s about time we had a superhero be Honduran for a few seconds before changing into someone else.Marvel ...

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Loveland Feb 2, 2018 3:19 PM spam

Nice

Loveland Feb 2, 2018 3:19 PM spam

I'm glad that they're representing this random nation out of so many

sadlala64 Feb 2, 2018 3:34 PM spam

why are you racist against green people

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Feb 2, 2018 8:45 PM spam Pinned 0

phijkchu fucking pikachu if you don't give my umbreon boy some proper adhesive i will take a bullet train to your house and toss your salad

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 2, 2018 8:52 PM spam

I take it you have been watching a lot of simpleflips lately

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 2, 2018 8:52 PM spam

lol

VinnyG Feb 2, 2018 8:55 PM spam

shoutout to simpleflips

Turnip Feb 2, 2018 10:48 PM spam

Clickhole is awesome.

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Feb 2, 2018 11:28 PM spam

not really

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 8:33 AM spam

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legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:31 AM spam

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/959555569953660928

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:37 AM spam

I don't get why everyone is freaking out over Musk's flamethrower. It has a neat look, but its flame is 18 inches

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:37 AM spam

You can buy a less cool looking one for a few hundred more that actually has decent range

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:39 AM spam

because it is mr musk

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:39 AM spam

i rather spend money on those weird wrist things that shoot fire

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:39 AM spam

so i can be a wizard

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:40 AM spam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkTzkvlLOm8

XM42 M Flamethrower Rachel and Dad

We tried out the new Ion Productions XM42-M modular flamethrower http://xm42.com/ during the NFA Review Channel Expo 2017. Lots of nice upgraded features. Re...

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 3, 2018 11:41 AM spam

I dislike musk

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 3, 2018 11:41 AM spam

He went to Queens instead of UW because there were no girls at UW

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:42 AM spam

spooky stop leaking videos of me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 3, 2018 11:42 AM spam

Doxed max is a dad

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:42 AM spam

You and your dad cross streams often?

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:42 AM spam

yes

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:42 AM spam

H O T

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:42 AM spam

very

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:46 AM spam

But compare Max's loli flamethrower with Musk's

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:46 AM spam

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeeYW0NA1HU

Instagram post by Elon Musk • Jan 28, 2018 at 1:29am UTC

566.8k Likes, 16.3k Comments - Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Instagram: “Don’t do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely…”

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Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:46 AM spam

The loli's is 5x the length at least

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:47 AM spam

WTF

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:47 AM spam

its like a chode

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:48 AM spam

compared to my big long one

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:48 AM spam

though I wonder if his is stronger maybe?

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:48 AM spam

Like more heat

Deleted User Feb 3, 2018 11:48 AM spam

NotLikeThis

Deleted User Feb 3, 2018 11:48 AM spam

FailFish

Phijkchu_Giratina Feb 3, 2018 11:50 AM spam

rape

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:51 AM spam

elon's is blue flame

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:53 AM spam

I have my doubts you can mix napalm into his blue propane flame though

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 3, 2018 11:53 AM spam

Which is half the fun of owning a flamethrower

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 8:16 PM spam

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mada003 Feb 3, 2018 10:24 PM spam

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mada003 Feb 3, 2018 10:57 PM spam

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legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:04 PM spam

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sadlala64 Feb 3, 2018 11:42 PM spam

https://twitter.com/Flayra/status/959896531464724480

Deleted my terribly-worded tweet to avoid more anger all around. I want to be very clear that I fight for women representation on our team and in our games harder than anyone. It’s really important to me. I’m just sad we didn’t make the main character female to begin with. Alas.

sadlala64 Feb 3, 2018 11:42 PM spam

https://twitter.com/ChafBa/status/959919998318858240

@dijon_dujour The game's designer has his own issues..

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 3, 2018 11:43 PM spam

to be fair an option for gender would be nice

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 3, 2018 11:43 PM spam

not that it matters much

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:43 PM spam

if the game isn't coded horribly, adding a model with boobs shouldn't take much effort

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:44 PM spam

isn't it a first person game anyway think

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 3, 2018 11:44 PM spam

but what if i want to look down at myself leg

taxes Feb 3, 2018 11:44 PM spam

I M M E R S I O N

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:45 PM spam

i bet you looked at chell's butt on purpose

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 3, 2018 11:45 PM spam

i actually haven't played portal 1 or 2

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 3, 2018 11:45 PM spam

despite owning them

legorhin Feb 3, 2018 11:45 PM spam

you should

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 3, 2018 11:45 PM spam

yeah

taxes Feb 4, 2018 12:54 PM spam

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Roblox sometime its a really cool, blocky game with a lot of great gamemodes such as roblox high school, but don't worry I know my way around campus 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 4, 2018 12:58 PM spam

Real girl gamers only play Farmville, so that was his first mistake.

Deleted User Feb 4, 2018 1:00 PM spam

is farmville even still around anymore

Glaceon 🌺 Feb 4, 2018 1:04 PM spam

probably

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 4, 2018 1:12 PM spam

yes

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 4, 2018 1:12 PM spam

Phijkchu Farmville speedrun when?

taxes Feb 4, 2018 1:17 PM spam

🏃🏿 💦 🤰🏿 working up a sweat by running away from your responsibilities

Deleted User Feb 4, 2018 1:24 PM spam

looks like that black man is cumming out of his anus toward a pregnant black woman

Phijkchu_Giratina Feb 4, 2018 1:25 PM spam

Looks about right

Spooky Phijkchu Feb 4, 2018 1:26 PM spam

I think it's just a tad racist to insinuate that nigger cum looks like blue kool-aid

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 4, 2018 1:33 PM spam

Indeed

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 4, 2018 1:33 PM spam

we all know the niggers drink the grape flavored ones, so it should be purple

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 4, 2018 1:33 PM spam

Kappa

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Feb 4, 2018 8:29 PM spam

Pinned a message.

Loveland Feb 4, 2018 8:41 PM spam

hahaha

legorhin Feb 4, 2018 9:43 PM spam

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Gent Feb 4, 2018 9:43 PM spam

MEternity

Loveland Feb 4, 2018 9:44 PM spam

I mean you can start maternity leave 11 weeks before the expected day of childbirth

Loveland Feb 4, 2018 9:44 PM spam

All she has to do is ensure that the baby doesn't live

legorhin Feb 4, 2018 9:46 PM spam

third trimester only?

Loveland Feb 4, 2018 9:46 PM spam

according to google

legorhin Feb 4, 2018 9:47 PM spam

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Loveland Feb 4, 2018 9:47 PM spam

eh

Loveland Feb 4, 2018 9:47 PM spam

would've been funnier if it were the opposite