http://www.theonion.com/article/growing-fat-earther-movement-believes-planet-24-qu-57164
Growing ‘Fat-Earther’ Movement Believes Planet 2.4 Quintillion Pounds Overweight
HOUSTON—Insistent that the planet is far chubbier than scientists have let on, members of the increasingly prominent “fat-Earther” movement reportedly believe that the planet is roughly 2.4 quintillion pounds overweight, sources said Tuesday.
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