prison

here's the guide, our channel names suck

do you have a problem with the names spooky?

is that what im seeing?

It's balanced out by our excellent server name

Also, someone deleted the Rob channel back in early 2018

so most of the good history was purged

say their name you pussy

I don't remember whether it was Leg or Porygon

flip a coin

it was leg

boo

Now it'll live on only in my autistic logs

Also Umbreon, you're slacking

not one of these three lads has coloured names yet

why should they get colored names

I guess we need an actual mod

to do normal mod things

you need someone who cares

winge and binge more why dont you maybe one will come along

it's a bit early your time to already be this butthurt Umbreon

actually its late

hope your cutting sessions goes well today

are you happy now? Kappa

didn't you guys forget to ask for gender, sexuality, measurements, cup size, college degrees and where they're from

first and last name and ssn too

we dont do those anymore

what the fuck

do you mean

you don't do those anymore

yeah

we decided in the last phijkchu staff meeting

you were on vacation

so you weren't there

i can't believe you've done this

notice how we didn't put you through the wringer when you self-resurrected

this is heresy

Bring it up at the next meeting

i will

that's not too far off

We have plenty of other topics slated for it as well

and I'm sure the Turnip topic will be brought up again

This is terrifying! @Samthebrickman has invaded the us-east branch of the Phijkchu server empire--Population: 56 inactive members! https://i.imgur.com/WIZdH6J.jpg

hi sam

how are you and how did you find this place

Space told me about it

okay that's all i need to know

welcome

This is terrifying! @TweetCord has invaded the us-central branch of the Phijkchu server empire--Population: 57 inactive members! https://i.imgur.com/WIZdH6J.jpg

uWu who dis

!help

(I am aware this is a bot)

!tired

OH NO! TweetCord#4120 has managed to escape from us-central! Population now: 56 inactive members! https://i.imgur.com/dcaXZke.jpg

how are we above 50?

We merged with another community

and still not at tier 2 boost

bother someone who has nitro

you need special nitro or the expensive useless version

i think i'm the only one with the special version

I CAN SPEAK I CAN FIGHT!

You can die

I can't die

not yet....

OK, Pika's is 100% accurate

At least, I'm pretty sure

yeah he doxed me

wrong channel

but doxed

Get fucked Mr.Honkgoose

Excuse me

it is Pikachu HonkGoose

get the capitals right

OH NO! Fire#3754 has managed to escape from us-central! Population now: 55 inactive members! https://i.imgur.com/5HH5WDL.png