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wait so

your finger

has hair

Those are the fingers

you hCW

have

bear hands?

It’s a palm with fingers

I didn’t want to draw actual fingers

it looks like your pinky got dislocated but you're also missing a finger

Way easier for the graphic

they look like

furry hands

ngl

My ring finger got dislocated

wait

did you loose a finger

No

It went sideways

And acrossed my pinky

i dont know, theres a suspicously large gap between the ring and the middle

oh

i see

your ring went across the pinky

Because I hit a guy in the football practice with my hand weird

Yes

damn bro

I did not notice it until I put my hand on the ground

And didn’t see my ring finger

And then I went to the sidelines and they popped it back in

In which it made a nice satisfying pop noise

see this is how i saw it

Woah wtf

No

I’m trying to think of any more horrific injuries I’ve insured

Uh

I broke my arm bones both in half once

And my arm was like a wet noodle

rusp do you work inside a meat grinder or something

I do manly activities 😎

Like receiving permanent brain damage

I didn’t get a concussion in my 8? Years of playing football

What a fucking rip off

I did hit someone head to head once and my vision went green for 5 minutes

That was cool

is that why you have an eyepatch in real life?

I wish I had one in real life

Man I think I’m out of the most gruesome of stories

OH

Haha

No I’m not

I have two more

Be thankful guys

This chat is 50% less horrific than usual

When I was about 7

(I remember this vividly)

I was playing with legos with my sister

And we built a bunch of random LEGO towers

As you do

And I mean

You know me

I thought it would be a great idea to stand on top of a chair and to jump onto these legos

I apparently overestimated my jumping abilities though

Because instead of hitting them with my elbow or whatever

They hit me directly in the mouth

And one of my front teeth did a

A uh

I can’t draw this

No

No

90 degree pivot to where it was pointing out of my mouth

The top of my tooth was hitting my top lip

Sorry

The bottom of my tooth I mean

so you just lost a tooth?

No